Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 16, 2022

Isn’t this redundant? Oldbot has shown on numerous occasions he (it?) has sentience down fairly well.

But how do we prove that Brewster is human?

Now to find someone intelligent.

‘I support the current thing.’

Just curious, but did Dr Mel apply the Turing test to Brewster first?

Did he actually say, “insert team name here”? He could be president.

Go go!

Now going to Brewster is a no-brainer…er… I mean. Wait, what do I mean? Hard drive needs defragged and OS needs updated.

Yeah! Howbout them [Cowboys]!

Does Dr Mel know what a human looks and sounds Like. He has been around robots for a long time. Bad programing.

Honestly pro athletes & sports commentators just use a generic phrase generator. i.e. ~ “Well, (NAME) is having a really <insert sport’s period noun> & we wish <him/her> & the all the best.” ~ “Well, Lebron is having a really spectacular season & we wish him & the Lakers all the best.” ~ “Well, Gracie is having a really difficult day & we wish her & the Toyota Rev Racing team all the best.”

“See, I have checked the box that says I am not a robot.”

Ok, I tend to be a bit literal, but wouldn’t having what essentially looks like a tin can for a head be a bit of a giveaway?

Brewster: “Oh, <Insert team name here> must be the new name of that Washington Squad. Pam hid my blaster ’cause I put a hole in her Space Squid doll. I like cheeese…”

X-14-A: [CLANK! FZZT! POP!] “Error! Error! Illogical! Cannot be Human!” [BOOP! SSSS…]

Too bad X-14-A doesn’t know what is an overpass.

How you do fellow humans

He’ll be the life of the party in no time

Brewster was an easy first test. Remember he thinks a bucket on a coat rack is a robot.

Makes perfect sense to me. He’s a human with a cyborg type head.

R. Daneel Olivaw he is not. (I know the R. stands for Robot, but he could claim it stands for Robert.)

Brewster can’t administer the Turing test; he might not even be able to pass it!