Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 15, 2022

I wonder just how is he frying the egg ?

Hard to hate a comic with a happy ending

“Keep your eye on the ball, your shoulder to the wheel and you nose to the grindstone. Now try to work in that position.”

Fry an egg? Never heard that one.

…Add to it, “while biting his tongue and squashing fish.”

Thankfully no rolling donut.

I’d like to say Dave’s a people pleaser but, you know, all those folks did tell him.

Dave had already pounded sand at the beach.

Maybe he’ll catch up with Jack, who hit the road.

Is somebody at least recording this?

oh look look people … my mind in a picture!!!

But then he got confused and tried to fly an egg and fry a kite.

not going to play on the freeway???

Big updoots for 23 skidoo.

All of those sting a little, but that egg thing, wow!… that one is REALLY hurtful!

… sorry, I’m gonna need a minute…!

Are you telling me no one told Dave to go to He-ll ? LOL

Frying an egg?

I don’t give a flying——fig.

This smacks of the latest Tik Tok challenge …!

Looks as though he’s about to take a flying leap. Or maybe a frying leap.

“Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.”

I never thought of a Ski-Doo in connection with 23 Skidoo before, but I guess that must be what inspired the product name.

I’ll bet when he was a kid, they used to tell him to go play in traffic.

“Go fry an egg”?!

…..all on his way home to cry to his mommy.

Take off! To the Great White North!

You need more tail.

Ralph likes to poke fun at Canadian hosers.

Go fry an egg!Go away and stop bothering me! Go away and stop bothering me. Go fry an egg! Get out of my way! Go fry an egg!See also: an, fry, goMcGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs. © 2002 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.

Busy man, this Dave.

Thankfully he isn’t running with scissors.

My son-in-law wanted to name his band that, lol …!

People keep telling Dave when and where to go. Dave’s day plan is full.

I would have just told him to go jump in the lake!

Go dunk in the ocean three times and come up twice. Go soak your head. Get Lost. Or just plain BEAT IT !!