Reminds me of a ditty we used to sing as kids: Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do….when you’re stranded? And there’s none on the roll? Well, you know you’re a man, so you wipe it with your hand….when you’re stranded.
Reminds me of a foreign commercial I saw once where the husband was always chiding the wife to do away with paper things, ie recipes, magazines, newspapers, etc, and use an electronic device. In the end he’s on the toilet and calls her because he’s out of toilet paper. She slides his tablet under the door.
When I was stationed in Seoul back in ’77, the Korean facility that I worked at had toilet paper that looks like crepe paper when it was stocked. Having some naval shipboard experience, I always carried my own roll when having to go. And it was a good thing, too. Every so often there would be a shortage of paperwork and the unlucky had to take care of their business with the reading material, usually newspapers strewn on the floor of the stalls. Ah, those were the days!
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Paper, Les?
Little Caesar over 2 years ago
Hand-i-wipe….
whahoppened over 2 years ago
Les, you.ve got a bidet now, remember?
whahoppened over 2 years ago
Oh, BTW, was it intentional to call it a ‘movement’?
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
he’s about to reevaluate his core values!
Gent over 2 years ago
Well, finally that necktie will be used for something useful.
iggyman over 2 years ago
Time for the “Paper Chase”!
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
Left unaddressed is the methane crisis. So for crisis sake, Courtesy Flush!!!!
PraiseofFolly over 2 years ago
Just-In-Time has failed, again. Hello, anyone out there? I hate to use my expensive monogrammed hankie …
dlkrueger33 over 2 years ago
Reminds me of a ditty we used to sing as kids: Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do….when you’re stranded? And there’s none on the roll? Well, you know you’re a man, so you wipe it with your hand….when you’re stranded.
backyardcowboy over 2 years ago
Remember, Less is More!
uniquename over 2 years ago
Time to roll out a new plan.
KenseidenXL over 2 years ago
He could always dip into his fat wallet….
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
looks like going paperless is going down the tubes…
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Karma…..let’s see him get out of this situation…will he make a clean break?
rhpii over 2 years ago
CEO’s have their own private bath stocked with toilet paper. Ie. Do as I say not as I do do.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago
Reminds me of a foreign commercial I saw once where the husband was always chiding the wife to do away with paper things, ie recipes, magazines, newspapers, etc, and use an electronic device. In the end he’s on the toilet and calls her because he’s out of toilet paper. She slides his tablet under the door.
Spence12 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I doubt that. The senior staff restrooms would always be well stocked. But you have to have a key.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 2 years ago
Les…Nessman…?
Tired over 2 years ago
Getting ready to crack a joke, butt couldn’t, Phew!
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Just another $hit for brains CEO that didn’t listen to the COO. They are the ones that know how the business actually runs.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
One thing became clear, the rushed implimation stunk.
Just-me over 2 years ago
Always a good idea to see if the dispenser is stocked before it’s too late…
KEA over 2 years ago
moderation in all things
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
In some situations, a computer screen is not a good substitute for actual paper. Take this situation for instance…
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Last place to go paper less!
mokspr Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now what would MacGyver do?
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
There’s also a saying that start off like, ‘Pi$$ poor planning…’.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
I find myself reaching for the pine fresh Glade spray.
Lablubber over 2 years ago
He’s about to do a roll call to instacart.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Or go green. A pile of leaves in each stall. Don’t forget to display it in all your marketing.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Is this like bit coin, getting rid of the paper? Butt coin? Going to the highest bidet’er.
briggs.roy078 over 2 years ago
Oh p00p!
Charlie Tuba over 2 years ago
Do like a dog does, and butt scoot on the carpet.
Buoy over 2 years ago
Going digital, I see. Gross!
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 2 years ago
When I was stationed in Seoul back in ’77, the Korean facility that I worked at had toilet paper that looks like crepe paper when it was stocked. Having some naval shipboard experience, I always carried my own roll when having to go. And it was a good thing, too. Every so often there would be a shortage of paperwork and the unlucky had to take care of their business with the reading material, usually newspapers strewn on the floor of the stalls. Ah, those were the days!
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
I hate it when it happens!
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
He’s now wondering if there is an app that can help him get out of this predicament.
Souris Voleur about 2 years ago
Unfortunately he thought of it AFTER his movement.