The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 15, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Paper, Les?

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    Little Caesar  over 2 years ago

    Hand-i-wipe….

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Les, you.ve got a bidet now, remember?

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Oh, BTW, was it intentional to call it a ‘movement’?

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    he’s about to reevaluate his core values!

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Well, finally that necktie will be used for something useful.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Time for the “Paper Chase”!

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    Left unaddressed is the methane crisis. So for crisis sake, Courtesy Flush!!!!

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    PraiseofFolly  over 2 years ago

    Just-In-Time has failed, again. Hello, anyone out there? I hate to use my expensive monogrammed hankie …

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    dlkrueger33  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of a ditty we used to sing as kids: Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do….when you’re stranded? And there’s none on the roll? Well, you know you’re a man, so you wipe it with your hand….when you’re stranded.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    Remember, Less is More!

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    Time to roll out a new plan.

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    KenseidenXL  over 2 years ago

    He could always dip into his fat wallet….

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    looks like going paperless is going down the tubes…

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Karma…..let’s see him get out of this situation…will he make a clean break?

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    rhpii  over 2 years ago

    CEO’s have their own private bath stocked with toilet paper. Ie. Do as I say not as I do do.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of a foreign commercial I saw once where the husband was always chiding the wife to do away with paper things, ie recipes, magazines, newspapers, etc, and use an electronic device. In the end he’s on the toilet and calls her because he’s out of toilet paper. She slides his tablet under the door.

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I doubt that. The senior staff restrooms would always be well stocked. But you have to have a key.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 2 years ago

    Les…Nessman…?

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    Tired  over 2 years ago

    Getting ready to crack a joke, butt couldn’t, Phew!

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Just another $hit for brains CEO that didn’t listen to the COO. They are the ones that know how the business actually runs.

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    One thing became clear, the rushed implimation stunk.

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    Just-me  over 2 years ago

    Always a good idea to see if the dispenser is stocked before it’s too late…

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    moderation in all things

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    In some situations, a computer screen is not a good substitute for actual paper. Take this situation for instance…

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Last place to go paper less!

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    mokspr Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now what would MacGyver do?

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    There’s also a saying that start off like, ‘Pi$$ poor planning…’.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    I find myself reaching for the pine fresh Glade spray.

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    He’s about to do a roll call to instacart.

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    goboboyd  over 2 years ago

    Or go green. A pile of leaves in each stall. Don’t forget to display it in all your marketing.

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    6turtle9  over 2 years ago

    Is this like bit coin, getting rid of the paper? Butt coin? Going to the highest bidet’er.

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    briggs.roy078  over 2 years ago

    Oh p00p!

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    Charlie Tuba  over 2 years ago

    Do like a dog does, and butt scoot on the carpet.

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    Buoy  over 2 years ago

    Going digital, I see. Gross!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 2 years ago

    When I was stationed in Seoul back in ’77, the Korean facility that I worked at had toilet paper that looks like crepe paper when it was stocked. Having some naval shipboard experience, I always carried my own roll when having to go. And it was a good thing, too. Every so often there would be a shortage of paperwork and the unlucky had to take care of their business with the reading material, usually newspapers strewn on the floor of the stalls. Ah, those were the days!

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    edeloriea14  over 2 years ago

    I hate it when it happens!

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He’s now wondering if there is an app that can help him get out of this predicament.

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    Souris Voleur  about 2 years ago

    Unfortunately he thought of it AFTER his movement.

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