Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 27, 2022

I think Cliff hears that a lot—especially from Pam.

Hmmm… I don’t see Rat or Pig anyplace.

Brewster should sack that hack.

If you can’t kick it, eat it.

How did this not end up in Pearls Before Swine?

Pearls Before Swine is leaking.

In Scotland a couple months ago and disappointed they no longer include sheep’s blood in the haggis recipes. And you only cook it in a sheep’s stomach for special events (like Bobbie Burn’s birthday).

Can one do that wearing hockey socks?

did Pastis guest-write the words for today?

sack it to me

Pam will chop him up and but him in a bag. Then he will be a hack in a sack.

Paging Mr Thaves.

Is this his way to trying to play “footsie” with her?

They chop up the ingredients for that pudding in a hacking shack.

You got to wonder why anybody, Cliff included, would be researching that kind of information on the internet. I am sure it only helped reaffirmed Pam’s low opinion of him.

Someone (named Tim) has been reading Frank & Earnest

And if you get one at McDonald’s, it’s called a Hackensack Haggis-sack hacky sack happy snack.

Actually, this is the first time I’ve seen Cliff be brilliant! He should become a GoComics commenter!

Peter Schickele got a lot of heat for his amusing parody beginning, "Oh, little town of Hackensack . . . ".

Foot bags?

That’s as close as Cliff will ever come to sports.

Stephan Pastis is green with envy

Love it!

Tim Rickard is joining Stephan Pastis and Dan Thompson in the role of punsters.

its in Hackensack NJ

Just sack him.