Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 03, 2022

Burned out

Fortunately he hadn’t been eating beans the day before.

Now I’ve got Zippo

Money burning a hole in his pocket to buy something that burned a hole in his, well, everything.

Bearskin went up in flames??

Does this mean that pockets were invented first?

Sorry, we don’t sell pockets here.

Cave men got pockets?

Is that a fire in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Bummer.

Waiting for asbestos to be discovered.

Be the first on your block to burn your cave down.

The original “Burning Man.”

No mas pantalones!

Apparently he was never warned about not burning your britches (or breeches.)

Now he needs a new dress.

Works better than waxing!

Then he told a lie. . .

now he’s traveling lighter…

The origin of Hot Pants.