That’s the same guy who will take an ink pen and draw a fly in the palm of his hand, tell you, “Don’t move!” And smack you upside the head then say, “See? Got’em!”
What kind of net?
Did you get it
Batter on deck
You should have seen that sucker it was huge. That’s why i used the pitch fork. Oh by the way sorry i missed it.
I have a nice answer but it’s racist, so you won’t hear it!
“Oh, there it is. Say, if you want to borrow my garden fork, please remember to return it when you’re done.“
“Right tool for the right job, I always say.”
He stuck a fork in the relationship. It’s done.
A pitchfork is not meant to be pitched.
Something is supposed to be pitched with it.
Must have been a BIG hornet. :P
Well, you got it. Or are about to.
From Home Alone “Marve, Marve…..”
You have to stick a fork in it to test cooking
Likely story you idiot…do you see wings and a stinger on me?
Cue the O’Jays and The Backstabbers
“…a really big hornet”
Did you get it or do you need to try again?
fork off
How do you know it was a hornet, did you ask it?
That’s like hunting bears with a switch.
“You missed.”
Missed!
Hornets are nasty critters and you need to use bigger equipment to attack them !
Thank God he wasn’t machine-gunning ants!
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
yoey1957 about 2 years ago
That’s the same guy who will take an ink pen and draw a fly in the palm of his hand, tell you, “Don’t move!” And smack you upside the head then say, “See? Got’em!”
Imagine about 2 years ago
What kind of net?
suv2000 about 2 years ago
Did you get it
C about 2 years ago
Batter on deck
allen@home about 2 years ago
You should have seen that sucker it was huge. That’s why i used the pitch fork. Oh by the way sorry i missed it.
whahoppened about 2 years ago
I have a nice answer but it’s racist, so you won’t hear it!
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
“Oh, there it is. Say, if you want to borrow my garden fork, please remember to return it when you’re done.“
tremaine53 about 2 years ago
“Right tool for the right job, I always say.”
sandpiper about 2 years ago
He stuck a fork in the relationship. It’s done.
Doug K about 2 years ago
A pitchfork is not meant to be pitched.
Something is supposed to be pitched with it.
M2MM about 2 years ago
Must have been a BIG hornet. :P
goboboyd about 2 years ago
Well, you got it. Or are about to.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago
From Home Alone “Marve, Marve…..”
tauyen about 2 years ago
You have to stick a fork in it to test cooking
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Likely story you idiot…do you see wings and a stinger on me?
Just-me about 2 years ago
Cue the O’Jays and The Backstabbers
oakie817 about 2 years ago
“…a really big hornet”
MEPace about 2 years ago
Did you get it or do you need to try again?
David_the_CAD about 2 years ago
fork off
mindjob about 2 years ago
How do you know it was a hornet, did you ask it?
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 2 years ago
That’s like hunting bears with a switch.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
“You missed.”
kathleenhicks62 about 2 years ago
Missed!
KA7DRE Premium Member about 2 years ago
Hornets are nasty critters and you need to use bigger equipment to attack them !
ekke about 2 years ago
Thank God he wasn’t machine-gunning ants!