My high schools 20th reunion was in 2008. I didn’t attend. I didn’t attend the 30th either. I plan on keeping my record going strong and avoiding all the rest.
“I am like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function.I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere andsplashing down invisibly in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific”.
1.)Excuse me,but I hope he can’t swim.
2.)To quote Groucho Marx—“The old gal is stewed to the eyebrows”
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Question should be, is Joanie going to HIT Woody?
jvo over 2 years ago
More likely Joanie will knee Woody :D
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Lessee—people of color are banned from that club, but they let that obnoxious jerk in??
For a Just and Peaceful World over 2 years ago
Class reunions: Most people have moved on except the jerks are still jerks.
zzeek over 2 years ago
The ’lady’s man’ sure has a unique come-on to hit on his victims. Bet he’s a very lonely guy.
kaffekup over 2 years ago
Woody isn’t his name, it’s a description of his head.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I think I might say something like, Wow. I remember you being a lot cooler. What happened?
chuckcork1 over 2 years ago
My high schools 20th reunion was in 2008. I didn’t attend. I didn’t attend the 30th either. I plan on keeping my record going strong and avoiding all the rest.
gantech over 2 years ago
I named my guitar “Woody”!
jakarlsson over 2 years ago
I’ve been searching to find what it meant when some one called a woman a “Turbo”. Nothing. Then I re-read it. OH! Tubbo! <Head slap. DOH!>
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
For the uninitiated,when Joanie was in law school this was the guy she couldn’t stand.And she wasn’t alone.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Speaking of people we can’t stand…..
Boris Johnson’s resignation speech in England—
“I am like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function.I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere andsplashing down invisibly in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific”.
1.)Excuse me,but I hope he can’t swim.
2.)To quote Groucho Marx—“The old gal is stewed to the eyebrows”
prrdh over 2 years ago
No, you’ve already struck out.
AlienHillbilly over 2 years ago
One can but guess how he got his nickname ….
John Leonard Premium Member over 2 years ago
Woody was always the consummate jerk.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 2 years ago
Not only did he peak in high school, but so did his hairline.
mindjob over 2 years ago
I didn’t go to my class reunion because: a) it was never a union, and b) it had no class
Jelliqal over 2 years ago
… and I remember you with more hair. But you still have that horrible halitosis everytime you open your mouth, you really should have that looked at.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
I suppose he means she used to be attractive. I initially thought he said “turbot”, a kind of fish.
Back to Big Mike over 2 years ago
<> Let’s go somewhere quieter, Woody.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Not anymore dummy
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“You can, but how’s your threshold for pain?”
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jrankin1959 over 2 years ago
Smooth, Woody…
Vlad Taltos over 2 years ago
Was negging a term in 1997?
Will_Scarlet over 2 years ago
Would you believe I remember you having hair?
Dragoncat over 2 years ago
Joanie… Please tell me you remembered to bring your wedding ring. I can’t imagine how much good it would do, but it wouldn’t hurt to have it.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Joan: “You’re not my Ice Cream Man, Woody!”