Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 14, 2022

The only available office is the doghouse. Probably the safes places so as to not get included in the charges

Don’t summonses go directly to the person being sued and not to the lawyer?

I wonder what the basement of the office looks like

The corner “orifice”?

They got him cornered.

Mom is fixed to remain fixated, but not proud.

Keeping the lawyer in the doghouse makes it easier to locate him when the time comes to dump the blame.

In the future law schools will be offering a series of courses: everything from Trump 101 though 400-level electives.

Bars – subtle. Devoutly to be wished for Buttercup, but unlikely to be realized.

I don’t know who his client is(smirk), but I would hate to be the guy in charge of accounts payable.

It may not be celebrity we’re talking about here, but notoriety.

Until the next firing cycle – because it’s never his fault. Somehow an unbroken string of bad judgement in choosing staff seems to be overlooked.

He ought to make that house larger since he’ll be spending a lot of time there…

Think of all the great movie&TV shows that show imaginative ways to sneak over summonses on people who are trying to dodge you.

They are going to need lots of people to serve all those summons. Maybe they can spare a few IRS agents

I keep thinking, that lawyer looks an awful lot like Tricky Dick Nixon…

If the NDA includes Bob not telling people that he’s working for someone, he wouldn’t be the one who accepts summons. Or working on the client’s property in full view of passersby.

Got to be a great course for defense attorneys – because he is STILL not in jail! What the h€££ does it take???

Apparently MAGA now means making attorneys get attorneys.

LOCK THEM UP TODAY!!

Golf courses now Estates?

I always think Bob looks just like Richard Nixon!

Don’t worry. Bob will soon be forced to appear on Faux Nooze and the whole world will know his shame.