B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 04, 2022

Headed for a fall

Not his best work if they’re only giving him an “8”!

actually “ON your head”

Eights? Not trying hard enough. MOTIVATE!

No, actually, it’s all in your feet.

I have ants that 24/7 have a path above my patio door, they never try to come in, they’re just always there. I don’t mess with them

The problem with being the best at being the worst.

It’s not paranoia if they really are out to get you or see you trip up.

Think of them as fans. After all, they don’t have YouTube yet.

what?? no Russian judge?

Good old predictable Clumsy Carp.

Didn’t the ant eat the grape yesterday?

https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2022/09/03?ct=v&cti=1538066

Ah, more Clumsy being clumsy. Keep ’em coming! :)

Child, please… The Count gives him a solid 10 for twisting his specks and curling his hair. Just look at the perfect form of his left leg and the little squiggly coming out of his head. Probably Russian judges.

You know, a lot of times, if you feel like you’re being watched, you are. They are everywhere.

Oy! Ratings could improve…

Well that was not Clumsy Carp’s best fall, but the 8, 9, 8, score is quite generous..

I’ve seen better.

Time for his annual eye exam, or a quarter for a shave, haircut, and eyebrow trim. Besides, President Ford got all 10s.

Are those three vultures coming back to check him out?

If this is a new Olympic sport, sign me up

Story of my life. ADHD will do things like this. I am teased gently over things I don’t pay attention to.

I was at the grocery store an hour ago, and you know autumn is coming when the Concord grapes are packaged like blueberries.

It’s not his head, it is his feet.

A simple fall rates 8 or 9? These judges are too easily impressed, unless Clumsy did a flip that we didn’t see.