The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 28, 2022

refills and you don’t even have to assk!

Service with a (vertical) smile!

Wow, just proving again that there is often an alternative way to interpret things.

Just too hot to wear pants, or did he spill on them and he removed them.

The cups may be bottomless, but Tom has plenty to spare.

Really? I’m the first to offer up an Eewww!?

A bottomless cup is just a pipe with a handle.

This explains all those weird sounds coming from the kitchen.

Cheeky!

Let’s hope there are no other scents in the air besides coffee!!

That’s not quite the kind of bottomless I had in mind.

Every employee must wear an apron at all times.

Funny. It looks like he has a bottom to me.

That makes him Mr. Tom Cup?

Can’t un-see that!

A bottomless cup spills “the beans”.

I don’t want to hear any wise “cracks” about this strip, and I use the term strip loosely!

I do not think I want to know what he stirs the coffee with!

Y’all are over-ANALyzing this.

Cheeky!

Extreme plumber fashion…but why in a cafe? Or is his name “Cup”?

I imagine the waitresses make good tips!!!

google “nopan kissa.” yes, this was actually a thing in japan, although i don’t think there were too many guys serving barea$$ coffee…

Cream in your coffee?

“No shirt, no shoes, no service” . . . we’re not insisting on anything else.

Our specials today are two sticky buns and an eclair

Slap, Slap, Slap, went the doodads!!!

Ugh, I’m trying to eat my breakfast here!!

Bottomless CUP? I’ll take a cup of eye bleach along with my pancakes please…

He’s such an @$$❗️

Should be named Johnnys.

(like the thing they make you wear at the hospital)

ew

Hand him the argyle briefs.

Ziggy could get a job at this place.

What if customers ask for the creamer……

People never return to that coffee shop…

If you read backwards, the joke makes more sense

All the customers are guys. The Yelp reviews of female customers was not kind.

Grrooaaannn…:)

Better a bottomless than a bottom mess.

Bottomless has it’s limits.

It couldn’t be a beautiful, shapely woman…it just had to be THIS guy!

And don’t make any cracks about the food.

This was BURST !!! out loud laughing funny!!!!

Sweet memories of Diane the waitress with the short dress at the cafe. Man, what a way to start the day. A true morning eye- opener.

I was waiting for him to pour the coffee in and have it go all over the table.

I think I’m going to be unwell having seen that.

At least we didn’t have to see the bottomless cup.

If that was a woman this strip (no pun intended) would be obscene.

Hilburn is proud drawing backwards.

Bottomless cup? Who is mad enough to cup his bottom? And will that bring better service? Titt for tat, cup the butt. That’s not where I like to leave my tip. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… wait a minute…

WTF,a bottomless server to go with the bottomless cup of coffee? LOL

Just don’t ask for cream

Give that guy some undies or a kilt!

“Sit on my faaaace, and tell me that you love me…”

Ah, “bottomless” — I was looking for coffee pouring right through a cup…