Strange Brew by John Deering for September 12, 2022

Look, if you showered once in a while, then there would be something besides grease and skin fungus holding you together.

Flying monkeys make awesome pallbearers. As long as they don’t get lost.

Someone just finished mopping the floor?

Plot device!

♫ Oh-wee-Oh ♪ Ohhh Ohhh ♫…

Human guards need something to drink.

I’ve always wondered, if the witch went out in foggy weather, would she just get sticky?

Yeah. Who does that?

Probably waiting for one of you witches to show up.

That IS a valid point

No wonder witches are green, since they can never take showers.

I like the way the Wicked Witch of the West was dispatched in Futurama; Zoidberg broke her (Leela) toilet and the leak splashed her.

The bucket of water was for Dorothy and Toto….until…….

Oh, sure—blame the victim!

When buckets of water are outlawed only outlaws will have buckets of water.

Vote for better bucket control

Maybe she kept it around just in case Glinda showed up.

THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST WAS SET UP!!! IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!! IT’S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!!!

Witches Who Lived Dangerously Be Loco!

She musta lived in a dry county!

Since it was on the battlements, I figured it was there as drinking water for her foot soldiers who worked as lookouts up there.