That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 07, 2022

Maria wanted the unicorn to have one last pleasant afternoon before he ended up the main course at her family reunion.

when the guys called her a unicorn, she suddenly thought of her favorite pet’

“Just because Billy made me a little angry doesn’t mean you should’ve impaled him.”

Is that a horn or an antenna?

That’s a mighty small unicorn.

“I know you’re not a Real Unicorn. And I didn’t want to hammer So Hard, but, it Was the blunt end. It will be ever so cool once you heal.”

The Unicorn laments: “Daddy was a Shetland Pony, Momma was a Narwhal. They met at a Fantasy Convention, and believe it or not I was the result. I can’t say life hasn’t been difficult sometimes, although I do seem to get more than my share of maidens. Then, of course there’s that horse anatomical mystique and the simile that goes with it. Can you imagine if favorable genetic hybridization factors allowed for Shetland centaurs? Am I boring you? We can talk about boy bands and clothing styles, instead …”

/// His head rests in her lap with no urgin’—

like all unicorns: drawn to a virgin.

Young men flee her in dread.

Try for her maidenhead;

you’ll be gored and in need of a surgeon.

“Okay. How about ‘phallic symbol?’”

…or are you just happy to see me?

Our neighbors raised a steer named Horny. He was delicious.

The Lady and the Unicorn series of tapestries representing the 5 senses at the Cluny medieval museum in Paris is absolutely breathtaking…

Back in medieval times, Unicorns were envisioned as being more goat-like than horse-like, so the size makes sense.

This work, by Signore Giorgione/

Is unmistakably phony/

It’s not just the pose-/

It’s that anyone knows/

That you can’t grow a horn on a pony.

My dumb friends keep telling me to stop eating the tasty mushrooms out here, which is why I prefer hanging out with you Unicorn.

I realize little unicorn that you are only in my imagination, but you really stink!

Noah’s mother as a young girl.

Okay, how about Corny?

“How about ‘Randy?’”

Oh that wicked witch has cursed me again, this time with a tiny unicorn?

This unicorn may be appearing/

on Britainia’s coat of arms, and rearing/

But for now he seems happy/

with his head in the lappie/

Of that lassie who finds horns endearing !

It is difficult not to scorn/

A horse who is born with a horn/

But it may be symbolic/

Of an imminent frolic/

So it may be too early to mourn..

“It’s been four hours. Should I call my doctor?”

Arya Stark with her sword “Needle”.

How about “Pokey?”

Woman with a Unicorn: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vrouw_met_eenhoorn,_SK-A-3970.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly A3 paper size painting. As the museum states (click Source link), its attribution to Giorgione has since been rejected. The November 21, 2017, strip remains the only one by that artist used here, so far.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2990 (September 7, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). So far 44 works, with initially or current unknown attribution, have been used here. The July 6, 2022, strip has the prior.

“Sorry, it gets that way when you stroke it. I can’t help it.”

On the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon, the unicorn was called Uni.

PONY: Promise…gasp…you’ll find the person who shot me in the head with an arr…ugghhh…oooooow…

GIRL: MOM! I NEED A NEW PONY! AND ARROW!

Marigold Heavenly Nostrils.

Maybe it’s a uniquorn?

Myra wanted a unicorn to help her in the bedroom, but this one’s horn was too small and sharp. she really wanted a hippo. but it was too big to hide in her room.

Aw, he’s cute! :)

“my friends call me spike…”

See what happens when I put my hand that is holding a stick by your head? You look like a unicorn! Isn’t that cool?

For tomorrow !

THAT RIGHT! YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOU’RE FATHER!!!