Pickles by Brian Crane for October 04, 2022

Sneezy & Grumpy

It matches her hair.

Is it a good thing Earl’s sneeze didn’t make him cut himself whilst shaving?

Good shot, Earl!

I never knew that this was ANOTHER reason I don’t shave. (I figure I’ve saved, what, 4 minutes per day? for upward of 50 years. A bit over 1500 hours at a bit over 30 hours per year. Not to mention the savings on razors / blades.

(My barber trims it every month or 6 weeks when I get a hair cut)

SPLAT

Call the cops! She’s rabid!

Sneezing in your wife’s face is not recommended.

Don’t get in a lather over this, Opal!

Hopefully, Earl isn’t allergic to Roscoe or Muffin.

An allergy, Earl…maybe you’re allergic to Opal!

Do not interrupt a man when he is shaving!

I love this! Then he looks at her and seems not to notice!

Ohhhhhh…… he’s gonna PAY for that – TRUST me..!!!

A sneeze and a shave, 2 bits!

You’ve all omitted the biggest reason for not shaving (and my excuse) – UTTER APATHETIC DISINTEREST. I couldn’t POSSBILY be less interested in shaving. And since I’ve never (with or without whiskers – met a woman who’d even return my phone calls…and I’m equally unattractive, shaven or not…I simply can’t be bothered.

I’m just not comfortable with a two-day beard. – I just look unkempt, shaggy, and a little weird. – So I go with, not against, the wave – And scrape it off daily thanks to Burma Shave. 8>)

(Yes, I am that old.)

Ewueeee!

What is the common denominator here with Earl’s sneezing? OPAL. That’s it Earl, you are allergic to Opal.

Timing is all!

Opal picked the wrong time to ask him a question!

As long as she’s lathered up, you might as well give her a shave, Earl.

This reminds of a funny scene I saw somewhere, animated I think, where someone has made a shaving cream beard, then sneezes in someone else’s face, and then that person has a differently-shaped beard…

The physics of this comic are impossible unless the old guy had a mouth FULL of shaving cream.

Am just smiling and enjoying a good laugh. Hubby uses an electric razor to trim his beautiful white beard. He tells the kids he is Santa Clause’s cousin.

And it is not very tasty………

I have a work allergy.

Mad wife! Lol.

Don’t just stand there Earl, pass her the razor! Then hide…