That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 19, 2022

Jack finally managed to get that stick out of his butt.

Sir? I am ready for my punishment.

Henry was ready to fight anyone who would make fun of his rod.

/// He’s perfection; no blemish nor scar,

yet he feels that he’s not “up to par.”

This Male Nude now here stands

and will show (with no hands)

he can nevertheless raise the bar.

Dennis knew how to make people avert their eyes while he cheated playing pool.

i believe your butt is broken, it has a big crack in it!

That’s some butt!

The baring young man on the flying prat-tease.

Pool at Sun Acres oft involved hazard

No doubt there are sad stories you have heard

Careless pokes with a cue stick

Would cause pain, and a chick

Might wish she had been brassiered.

Skinny dips in the pool hall took on a new twist

When pool and strip poker did once co-exist

And a hustler named Connie

Stripped down billiards champ Johnnie —

She had been far too quickly dismissed!

Clem wasn’t kidding when he said that pool hustler took him for everything

“Does this pole make my butt look big dear?”

Nice buns!

Cheek softly, and carry a big stick.

It’s still the same old story/

A fight for love and glory/

But never you mind:/

It’s all left behind/

When you view it “a posteriori”…

Freddie Mercury before the “big show”?

Brother Rod with his rod.

“I’m a back door Man…”- Jim Morison and The Doors

Wonder why he is the one who had to strip down – he definitely did not pull the short straw.

Scene cut from “50 Shades…”.

If no one else will say it I will: “Look at that , he needs both hand to hold his rod”

Mr. Angel seeks to provoke us/

By portraying a singular “locus”/

One slyly designed/

To be viewed from behind-/

With an all too obvious focus.

I think we can all be grateful for the invention of jeans.

Hey….nice rod….er…I mean, nice pole, ummmm….stick. No….broom….wow, I mean that thing is straight….and long…..where can I get me one of those, ummmm, that you have there?

Lloyd’s a Sagittarian. They’re the Tightrope Walkers of the World. He looks down and applauds the crowd for being brave.

He seems to be holding a stick/not too long, but sufficiently thick/

if he’s given the nod/

to poke, probe, or prod/

But (emphatically!) never to prick!

Having learned the bar, he’s about to learn the ropes.

Phallic portraiture from the other side of the portrait

Michael John! You naughty painter, you.

It’s his Birthday! You can tell cause he’s wearing his birthday suit!

That great Greek model, Callipygous.

It isn’t his shoulders or hips/.

That have Angel fast in their grips:/

There’s more than a chance/

When he pulls on his pants/

Of a double lunar eclipse ..

Niiiiice. ;-)

“You wanted me to strip down and show you my rod?”

Standing quietly with his staff in hand…Maxwell ponders his gender choices for the day.. shall he make a selection, or just go au naturel today?…..

Male Nude or The Artist’s Model: 

https://www.artrenewal.org/artworks/michael-john-angel/male-nude/40475 

has basic info about this painting. If I find more, I’ll point to it here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2996 (September 18, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I’ve added a comment there pointing to info about this artist that I used to point to here. First work by him used here.

Looks like he’s been studying for his bar exam….

Bare Bottom Billiards never caught on, sad to say.

“I told Michael John Angel that if he thought that Liz Truss would ever become PM, he could kiss my royal @ss in Picadilly Circus!”

That’s it! The next person who makes me the butt of a joke gets this up where the sundoes not shine. But gently, of course!

Jack was the absolute worst at strip billiards.

nice rear but lower back needs some work, or beat it with a stick

If that app for deleting the “bad words” could blue-pencil insinuating comments, this page would be blank today. I still hurt from laughing. Nice job, everyone!

His “costume” is simply amazing/

(He’s glad that his parents ain’t gazing)/

They sent him to Yale/

But he quickly turned “tail”../

He’s fixin to lay some pipe.