Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 04, 2022

I felt it was ptretentious.

That’s p-retty p-ecular of you! ;D

I ptaut I ptaw a ptyrannosaur . . .

Ptoo bad.

Stop being so ptouchy!

’Ptooie!!" “And DON”T spit!!!"

On the count of pthree, let the pterrible puns begin!

One, ptwo, PTHREE!

Another cartoon a couple of weeks ago had a Terry Dactyl featured and it ptoo had Pterrific puns.

https://smile.amazon.com/Pterodactyl-Worst-Alphabet-Book-Ever/dp/1492674311

To change the psubject pslightly…whoever put the “b” in the word subtle, WELL PLAYED!

Brain worms …!

Pterrible ptime pto ptry ptesting ptropes. :)

Ptresident Ptrump.

Ptotato.

Why can you not hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? (see reply for answer)

Some written words have a knack for making me gnash my teeth, like the sound of a pneumatic drill. I wish I had a mnemonic for remembering them all.

Ptough.

Its on the “p” drive as in pneumonia….

Maybe they should see a psychiatrist, or a psychologist.

It had to start somewhere.

It had to start somewhere, but I hadn’t considered it might have originated as a snarky comment in a prehistoric grade school playground.