I’m good at that kind of negotiation. Years ago a radio station we listened to had a satirical birthday song “Happy Birthday, Fungus Face”. I actually worked with our favorite DJ’s wife. When my husband’s birthday was coming around, my husband told me, “Don’t request ‘Fungus Face’. Don’t call for it, don’t fax for it, don’t have [wife] call or fax for it.” On the morning of his birthday I woke him up with the song. He said, “I told you not to request it!” I said, “I didn’t…but you didn’t say that I couldn’t get a recording of it!” The wife had called her husband with a pretend request, and recorded it for me!
C about 2 years ago
Licked the problem
leopardglily about 2 years ago
Ha ha ha yuck.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Technically, licking is touching. You know, with your tounge.
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
Well, Zoe, better ask your parents to buy three new boxes of crayons: one for you, one for Hammie, and one for Wren
Baarorso about 2 years ago
Well, you have to admit that they had to annoy you in SOME way.;D
Cpeckbourlioux about 2 years ago
That look in panel two, priceless.
iggyman about 2 years ago
Good one Hammie!
cubswin2016 about 2 years ago
Licking crayons is one thing that I would not want to do.
blackman2732 about 2 years ago
At least they didn’t go up the nose.
sheilag about 2 years ago
That is a typical dynamic: Wren aligned with her brother against their older sister. ;-)
Wren Fahel about 2 years ago
I’m good at that kind of negotiation. Years ago a radio station we listened to had a satirical birthday song “Happy Birthday, Fungus Face”. I actually worked with our favorite DJ’s wife. When my husband’s birthday was coming around, my husband told me, “Don’t request ‘Fungus Face’. Don’t call for it, don’t fax for it, don’t have [wife] call or fax for it.” On the morning of his birthday I woke him up with the song. He said, “I told you not to request it!” I said, “I didn’t…but you didn’t say that I couldn’t get a recording of it!” The wife had called her husband with a pretend request, and recorded it for me!
ctolson about 2 years ago
Love the look Wren and Hammie are giving each other in Panel 2. You can almost hear the “gears-in-their-heads” whirring at high speed.
ctolson about 2 years ago
i thought Wren was potty trained so it’s interesting that she is still being drawn with the extra-thick diaper lower body look.
Nuke Road Warrior about 2 years ago
Hammie, future attorney.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Zoe, you set the rules, they just followed the rules you set.
John Jorgensen about 2 years ago
How is licking not touching?
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
Crayola does .not taste like strawberry…..the aftertaste not so merry.
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
Wren’s diaper looks, ummm, full.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
Excessive specificity produces its own loopholes.
reedmamber13 about 2 years ago
Dude stop trying so hard
KageKat about 2 years ago
Yuck!
kab2rb about 2 years ago
Ops found a loop hole.
The Quiet One about 2 years ago
Saved by a technicality.
Ermine Notyours about 2 years ago
Don’t think of an elephant. Don’t think of an elephant. Oh no, I’m thinking of an elephant!!
RWill about 2 years ago
Judging by the size of Wren’s diaper, I’d say Zoe got off easy.
ToneeRhianRose about 2 years ago
Haha! XD
Olivia_The_Cat over 1 year ago
Ew!
hagarthehorrible about 1 year ago
I have started loving this strip already!