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Iām good at that kind of negotiation. Years ago a radio station we listened to had a satirical birthday song āHappy Birthday, Fungus Faceā. I actually worked with our favorite DJās wife. When my husbandās birthday was coming around, my husband told me, āDonāt request āFungus Faceā. Donāt call for it, donāt fax for it, donāt have [wife] call or fax for it.ā On the morning of his birthday I woke him up with the song. He said, āI told you not to request it!ā I said, āI didnātā¦but you didnāt say that I couldnāt get a recording of it!ā The wife had called her husband with a pretend request, and recorded it for me!
C over 2 years ago
Licked the problem
leopardglily over 2 years ago
Ha ha ha yuck.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Technically, licking is touching. You know, with your tounge.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Well, Zoe, better ask your parents to buy three new boxes of crayons: one for you, one for Hammie, and one for Wren
Baarorso over 2 years ago
Well, you have to admit that they had to annoy you in SOME way.;D
Cpeckbourlioux over 2 years ago
That look in panel two, priceless.
iggyman over 2 years ago
Good one Hammie!
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
Licking crayons is one thing that I would not want to do.
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
At least they didnāt go up the nose.
sheilag over 2 years ago
That is a typical dynamic: Wren aligned with her brother against their older sister. ;-)
Wren Fahel over 2 years ago
Iām good at that kind of negotiation. Years ago a radio station we listened to had a satirical birthday song āHappy Birthday, Fungus Faceā. I actually worked with our favorite DJās wife. When my husbandās birthday was coming around, my husband told me, āDonāt request āFungus Faceā. Donāt call for it, donāt fax for it, donāt have [wife] call or fax for it.ā On the morning of his birthday I woke him up with the song. He said, āI told you not to request it!ā I said, āI didnātā¦but you didnāt say that I couldnāt get a recording of it!ā The wife had called her husband with a pretend request, and recorded it for me!
ctolson over 2 years ago
Love the look Wren and Hammie are giving each other in Panel 2. You can almost hear the āgears-in-their-headsā whirring at high speed.
ctolson over 2 years ago
i thought Wren was potty trained so itās interesting that she is still being drawn with the extra-thick diaper lower body look.
Nuke Road Warrior over 2 years ago
Hammie, future attorney.
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Zoe, you set the rules, they just followed the rules you set.
John Jorgensen over 2 years ago
How is licking not touching?
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Crayola does .not taste like strawberryā¦..the aftertaste not so merry.
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Wrenās diaper looks, ummm, full.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 2 years ago
Excessive specificity produces its own loopholes.
reedmamber13 over 2 years ago
Dude stop trying so hard
KageKat over 2 years ago
Yuck!
kab2rb over 2 years ago
Ops found a loop hole.
The Quiet One over 2 years ago
Saved by a technicality.
Ermine Notyours over 2 years ago
Donāt think of an elephant. Donāt think of an elephant. Oh no, Iām thinking of an elephant!!
RWill over 2 years ago
Judging by the size of Wrenās diaper, Iād say Zoe got off easy.
ToneeRhianRose over 2 years ago
Haha! XD
Olivia_The_Cat over 1 year ago
Ew!
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
I have started loving this strip already!