Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 07, 2022

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    Inky black

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    She does not look surprised.

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    profbob  almost 2 years ago

    The creature (octopus?) doesn’t look too happy and probably not too comfortable either.

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    Peterh778  almost 2 years ago

    To put ink-black octocaffe before woman who didn’t have her morning coffee … Wiz is much more brave than I thought … or more reckless. Or both.

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Surprise me. Not what you should say to a Wizard.

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    kendavis09  almost 2 years ago

    I said with cream, not ink.

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    cubswin2016  almost 2 years ago

    I think that Blanch has learned that surprises are not always a good thing.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I guess that’s a brew that will stick to you all morning long.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Cthulhu Brand Coffee

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Send it back; she only wanted six legs, not eight.

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    Mountain Meg  almost 2 years ago

    “Where’s the surprise?”

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    adunano367  almost 2 years ago

    It kind of looks like a Hermit crab.

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    you DID say “Surprise me!”

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Never say “surprise me” with a wizard, sister. Be specific, especially when its consumable.

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    yip yip yip   almost 2 years ago

    This should have been a Monday cartoonn

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    well… I know I’m surprised… that she didn’t thought that through.

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    Prey  almost 2 years ago

    Never, never, never ask a wizard to surprise you!

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    dcdete.  almost 2 years ago

    Should have stuck with black coffee. It looks like your brown coffee with lots of lumps of sugar is growing legs!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Now available at a Starbucks near you.

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    nathan.sheriff3  almost 2 years ago

    If this was a spy comic, I would say Spectre

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I would eat seafood for breakfast, but I wouldn’t drink it.

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    A tentacled creature in one’s coffee would be a wakeup…

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    oish  almost 2 years ago

    New from Krups – Cephalopods

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Black inked coffee….clever

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    Never tell Wiz to “Surprise you”. Instant regret

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Your wish was his command.

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    dadlivonia  almost 2 years ago

    be careful what you ask for

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    Plods with ...™  almost 2 years ago

    SURPRISE!!

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    Not that kind of surprise!!!

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    Tetonbil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Hahaha! Hilarious! LMAO! Thanks!

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    blakerl  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t like squid!!!

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    Pumpkin squid latte. Not too shabby

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    Bucksnort54  almost 2 years ago

    black as ink!!

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  almost 2 years ago

    “Yet, somehow I am not really surprised.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yup. I like mine inky black as well. Maybe not so wiggly.

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Your wish is my command…

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    Durak Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Should have borrowed some of that snail coffee from Dick Tracy.

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    cipactli77  almost 2 years ago

    Is this a homage to Piranha Club?

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    how sweet..he’s keeping the flies away

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    Dkram  almost 2 years ago

    Never, ask a wizard to surprise you.

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    Mediatech  almost 2 years ago

    Squidpuccino?

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    WentHulk  almost 2 years ago

    lol

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