Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for January 08, 2023

Bob also acts like he’s learning how to draw Doug. Another pointless ruse that takes as long as actually learning to draw Doug.

I heard he pee’s in the shower.

Well, it does save on drying time. Unless he also runs the air dryer and stands there not using it.

Sometimes running the water has another purpose.

And still leaves him with gazpacho-stained fingers.

Bob is really the Ghost of the Ghost of James Caan.

What’s he really doing in there?

Bob’s boss told him there were complaints about him singing in the bathroom.

Bob: But I have to sing – it’s how I time that I’m washing my hands long enough!

Boss: OK – but do you have to sing at the top of your lungs?

Bob: Well, I want all my coworkers to know that I’m washing my hands long enough!

Boss: OK – but does it have to be the chorus of “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails?!

When I was little, but old enough to take my own bath, I used to sometimes run the water and splash it around with my hands to pretend I was bathing. I was so stupid. Then it dawned on me how fruitless that was to fill the tub, splash around but not even get in. The time it took to do all that I could’ve just bathed. 7-year-old little Nicole was definitely a “special” child. Ha ha!!

It would be funny if I had not seen men who do that.