Herman by Jim Unger for October 28, 2022

you are on for a roll

The great thing about a unicycle accident is that your sense of balance is good enough that you can travel like this guy.

Hope you like midgets

Hop on the back and let’s go for a ride.

Not to offend you, but when will you have normal prosthetics fitted?

I’m surprised he got a date, since he is clearly under the six foot limit.

That’s HIM talking, right?

Take him out for a spin – it could be an exciting ride.

The funny thing is that he’s actually sitting on the shoulders of the guy who’s riding the unicycle.

Lady, this is one ride you won’t forget.

At least one of the pedals should be showing.

Oh wheelie? You wheelie wheelie haven’t?

Wheely?

He’s also a barrel of laughs, when he gets going…

Well, get ready for a great time in the center ring!

Careful. There could be a dozen clowns under that coat.

Poor guy was born with a wheel for feet.

He should take her out to the local farm for a roll in the hay.

He’s pretty good standing there motionless while on his unicycle.

“We’re just like everyone else. Just ask my brother below me..”

Watch out, miss! He really gets around!

And he says “I’ve never dated anyone from a freak show either”.

How about some jolly fellows, the clowns. You can make out in their roomy car!

Well, now you’re dating a midget on a unicycle.