Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 28, 2022

Alas, poor Bob… I grew him well.

Midas couldn’t have had it any better than this

As far as the plants go, she could do what I did years ago and stop trying to keep any.

And for the next Bob, maybe just a bit less poison in his coffee.

Bob made an ash out of himself…

So … was Bob over-watered or under-watered?

Bob the VIII?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GisCRxREDkY

I use to have a coworker who had two husbands die under mysterious circumstances. I called her a black widow. She never liked me after that. Then she moved to Montana after her grandma died.

Bob, drowned twice!

My friend didn’t want to be cremated, he said, “Why burn twice?”.

That’s very Addams-esque.

I recommend skipping the good-bye hug.

is that your husband too, wow. maybe you shouldn’t touch anybody unless they’re on death-row or something.

Don’t water Bob.

She didn’t talk enough.

Bob was an ash!

There is this gardening joke,

Friend- Where’s your husband?

Woman- He’s in the garden.

Friend- I didn’t see him.

Woman- You have to dig a little.

Try growing Touch-me-nots.

Don’t worry about it. Bob’s your uncle!

I hope she doesn’t have anymore urns…

SHE KILLED BOB!!

That took an dark turn…

I am sure Bob is very happy for it as he is not with you. Hopefully his demise was quick, unlike you’re plants…..

Yeah me too lady.

I won’t shed a tear for Bob the builder. Annoyed the heck otta me too long already.

A common theme, I guess:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0925266/reference/

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B07BK9M949/

I’m assuming she’s been using “Bob” to supplement the potting mix.

Didn’t kill my parents, but they ride in the van with me. Makes me happy I still have them and the memories.