Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 01, 2022

Participants of SantaCon do the same thing, except those jolly inebriates fill their spray bottles with Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin …

the school nurse will get the last laugh when she breaks out the stomach pump…

I never knew anyone like Amelia. Now I feel like my childhood was deprived of something important.

isn’t Amelia five months’ early for April Fools’ Day?

The nurse has Amelia’s number. On speed dial. And, a special card.

“Bingo!”

I know someone who emptied out a giant bottle of Hershey’s Syrup and uses it for their gym water bottle. She gets interesting looks

Brutal.

Creative little cuss, aint she?

That’s a one-use only “get out of school free” card..

I have a friend who decided to do this with a laundry detergent bottle, BAD IDEA! The soap never rinses out all the way.

No Spud. He must have thought he was going to get sprayed,

Used to work in a restaurant and make real lemonade in the summer and many would drink it all up. So I put blue food coloring in it and that solved the problem.

Make vanilla pudding then put it in an old mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.

Oh, no! Amelia is giving your readers’ kids bad ideas. Censor her! :P

Amelia may still get sick from the window cleaner residue still in the bottle.

That could backfire on you epically, Amelia, considering the sort of tactics said nurse will likely want to resort to so to treat your apparent poison consumption, all of which typically mean getting said “poison” back out of you…usually by force.

It’s not exactly a pleasant experience, y’know.

A spray bottle from the dollar store doesn’t have window cleaner residue. :D

Laughed out loud! I’m going to have to try this at my gym. For years I’ve been looking for a giant Hershey’s syrup bottle, as I saw someone doing the same thing (cleaning it and filling it with water) at the a gym.

She’s got more than a bit of the Wednesday Addams spirit, doesn’t she?

I wonder how much the Seagull learns at school? I mean, is he passing?

Opposite sides of a very similar coin. However, Ameria gets her excitement by causing pandemonium; whereas, Wallace seeks his adventure much the same as Don Quixote, by seeking and by fighting his “Giants” with his faithful companion Spud…..

the botle is facing difrent directions in the first and last pannls

lol breh Amelia is an evil genius

Her name is Amelia, not Heather, tho….?

That poor nurse will run, throw out the window cleaner, try to make Amelia trow up what she drank… Great prank, Amelia!

Who puts these ideas into her head—oh, wait.

“10,000 Flushes” is also that color.

HARPHHAHAHAHA

Nice. I’m kinda starting to like that kid.

Good idea