Herman by Jim Unger for December 11, 2022

A typewriter. It is good to know that the police have the latest technology.

At least you know what to type in the IQ space

with that IQ hmm you deserve it man

Burglary is when there’s no one at home. If you saw him, and talked to him, you were ROBBED. :P

Tell the Desk Sergeant you live next to a Donut Shop. Chances are some police officers are already around. (—

No, you look like the kind of guy who couldn’t even find it.

Officer is in for a l-o-o-o-n-g session.

Receptionist: Fine. I’ll see who’s free at the moment.

(Pause)

Receptionist: Mr. DeBakey’s free, but he’s a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.

A bit of Henny Youngman today.

Who’s on first?

Read a news report that a donut shop was robbed. The thief was caught immediatly by off duty police officers eating there at the time.

Who’s on first….

Misunderstanding runs deep for some.

An Abbott and Costello routine!

Sorry . . .but considering your lack of intelligence, the answer to the desk sergeant’s question is, “Yes.”

Forget about it. The cops will never find your stuff anyway

Boy that cop is dumb.

" All right, the address please?" " I don’t know where the guy lives."

San Francisco – police man yawns.

holey abbott and costello, Batman!

Reminds me of Barney Miller & Fish taking a call.

Silly Sargent!!

FIRST BASE!

And, he’s probably using carbon paper to make copies! And white-out for typos (on the carbons, too, if he’s on the ball).