Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for December 11, 2022

In fact, that’s generally a detriment.

Yes, stupidity sells.

What they need is a game show.

there was a dolphin on seaquest

I think the Dolphins learnt that they didn’t get any performance/repeat fees so left it to the sharks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_(1964_TV_series)

Interacting with sharks is best done thru TV, whereas you can go in the water with dolphins.

there was that one episode of “Wonder Woman” with dolphins in it (I’m going to have to be honest, I didn’t focus on the dolphins very much)

Has there ever been a dolphin on Jeopardy?

once again, Sherman cannot see the porpoise of the conversation.

Eat a couple of tourists and they might get their own week.

Dolphin is beautiful. Dolphin loves everybody.

Name four intelligent TV shows currently showing. Go on. I dare you.

Fa loves Pa

Only the dumber dolphins get on tv. The rest are too smart to get caught. Dumbness is, of course, relative. Still smarter than sharks. And killer whales are actually dolphins. So not Always so nice.

What about “Zeus and Roxanne”? That was a movie about the friendship between a dog and a dolphin.

Apparently!

Dolphins got better offers from Navy Special Forces. Meals, travel, retirement, and no working with Hollywood types.

Wasn’t there an actor named Dolphin Lungren?

infamous still ongoing slaughter of dolphins in japan, a 2010 academy award winning heartbreaking documentary..https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1313104/

Well the sharks aren’t actors. And I believe training dolphins is more frowned upon now so less in film.

Sherman shouldn’t be too proud about being on television…(see “Sharknado”).

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Mass media shuns dolphins on porpoise.

They have recreational sex and one type of dolphin called Orca is always having sharks over for lunch. Or second breakfast.

Apex predators are at the top of the food chain, so they generally have a better chance of survival than most in their ecosystem. Sharks have been able to survive and thrive for 450 million years. Dolphins have been around for about 50million years. Ultimately, there are apex predators, with all others being food, I imagine that Brains could at some point will also contribute to survival.

Haha! XD