Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 04, 2022

So, butthole snowflakes?

song titles lost in the confusion of broken language

I don’t understand this edition of Frog Applause, but perhaps I’m not meant to.

Ouch, my nether fragments!

my nether intentions are often lost, too.

Hands off my nether fragments

…I am in a hospital waiting room waiting for two hours…

…. They had FOX News on…

… turning their typical molehill into a mountain…

…as the main news story skewering Stephen Colbert for a joke he told that they didn’t like…

…bringing on a person with no evidence or facts to prove he was who he says he was…

…talking for ten minutes …

…over a freakin’ joke!…

…how can people stand this stress all day?…

…you may say that I’m off topic…

…but now that the waiting room (with just me in it) is off…

…WoWzer…

…it hits this Frog Applause prefectly…

Priorities. Recovering one’s humanity is something for another time. Today, we have a mission. Today, we pursue our Sacred Duty. Today, we march against Froglandia, across the boggy marsh, frozen in this harsh winter. Today, Frogsbane will be triumphant!

Only wooden shoe’s allowed in nether nether Netherlands.

A general rule,

If you’re feeling cruel,

Is to go To School.

Nether nether land has been forbidden for centuries! Time to crank it up a bit!!!

Keep your nether fragments away from my car!

Don’t be true to a heart that’s cruel.

I’d keep better track of my nether fragments if I knew what they were.

Is that bird a nether bit? Doesn’t seem likely. Is it looking, is it rummaging through the labyrinth of cruel intentions in a hopeless search? Inquiring minds, and all that.

I don’t know what kind of bird that is, but its pompadour is in fine feather today.

OUCH! Today’s offering reminds me of my ever growing

medical records …!

Flying monkeys and poppy fields conspire to lead you astray, rise above on ruby crusted airships. The Sister of Perpetual Lame has given you heart, courage and a bath mat. Go forth and spread the plumage, cause there’s no place like lame, there’s no place like lame…

Mine are stuck in the Web of Good Intentions.

Survival game show

Blow blow blow

Shots of grain booze on the fire.. Spark plugs for the crop tops.

You know nothing about cruel intentions or nether fragments until your mother sends you to Morocco for substance abuse “camp” for two weeks.

I’m so happy to always learn a new word every time I’m on here. Only trouble is, I can’t find a way to use the word properly. I once got kicked painfully for using the right word in the wrong place. DANG-NABBIT!!! I just did it again. Dang, that hurts. Sorry, I got in trouble for saying “Dang-Nabbit”, which was copyrighted by one of those Florida State football coaches some time ago, which he called it a “fuhtbawl, y’all”, but I got him in trouble by telling the announcers that it was called “Fartball” which didn’t go over for TV games. By the way, it’s how the quarterback USED TO get the ball from the center which was not liked by the TV announcers. Y’all know what I mean. Especially bad when we found out that the center and the quarterback had something going, which gives a whole new meaning to the term “hike”. After that, the quarterback had to stand at least ten yards back to get the snap from center, according to the new rules. I’m not kidding. It’s the RULE!!!

Most intriguing today is the labyrinth of cruel intentions. Is it like a hedge maze? Does it contain a Minotaur? Or is it merely metaphorical?

But if the latter, then what are we to make of the soi-disant “nether fragments”? Are they but the stuff of fancy, merely dreams of fatty carbuncles detached from a doomed derriere? Or are they substantive, physical fragments of something-or-other?

This is way too much “thinking required” to be as lame as it should.

Ooh! Pretty picture! (Thinking optional.)

Neither, neither, NO there.

You’re as feckless as can be!

…are petticoats coming back?…

…underskirts…

…chastity belts were and are somewhat of a urban legend…

…bordering on myth…

…but fashion is a mean game…

…Elon Musk says ‘civilization is going to crumble’ if people don’t have more children¹…

…we need more Wilt Chamberlains and Gene Simmons …

…more barefoot and pregnant…

…gotta keep that work force going…

…illegals and 12 year olds aren’t going to be able to do it all…

…that’s what this is all about…

…Charlie Brown…