Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 15, 2022

Scary place to forage for coffee

Only one?

So…worse.

The horror, the horror?

LOL! Worse coffee on the planet.

are you considering that an improvement? – i think not.

Casey’s, Wal-Mart, and McDonald’s to follow.

Over rated strong Java!

And a Whole Blood Foods.

Isn’t “a dark, foreboding, horrifying land of terror” Starbucks’ new tagline?

Starbucks is a good place to take your date before you sink your fangs into her neck and enjoy the real beverage of you wicked desires.

And the holiday cups are out! Whoot!

If there’s money, they will come…..

Do they serve pumpkin spice coffee, or is it something like blood lust spice?

Now is worse..

That adds to the traditional atmosphere.

Sorta like the village I live in, which only recently got its first Starbucks….

And a Dollar General every ten miles.

I have never lived in a village, just a suburb.