Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 10, 2022

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    Ravenswing  almost 2 years ago

    Hang on. Fourth and goal from the SIX, and a tie game? And that’s a sounder call than going for a field goal? Milford doesn’t have anyone who can even reliably knock in a field goal from a shorter distance than they’ve been making extra points all game long?

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    Cat Next Door  almost 2 years ago

    Is this the same game that was 21-21 after the first quarter?

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    jslabotnik  almost 2 years ago

    Perhaps when Marty went on the wagon, he gave his stash of hootch to the guy who marks the field

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    LawrenceS  almost 2 years ago

    So… 21-21 at the end of the first quarter. 28-28 early in the second quarter. Then no scoring for the rest of the second, all of the third, and the fourth down to the last minute?

    Did both teams simultaneously decide to put in the scrubs, managers, and water boys when it was 28-28?

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    Mr Reality  almost 2 years ago

    Elias takes it for the score but in all reality loses his artificial leg. Kaz calls down the bench to the backup QB get loose Neuman are you ready ? Sure Coach , What Me Worry !

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    Gil-doh!  almost 2 years ago

    P4 “Look at me, look at me. I’m a one-legged man in an azz kicking contest!”

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    Gil-doh!  almost 2 years ago

    “CRASH” on Tuesday, “BOOM” on Thursday, “BLOCK” on Saturday. That’s a letdown.

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    chiphilton  almost 2 years ago

    Interesting how the end zone stripes change direction between the first and third panels.

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    sse6385  almost 2 years ago

    It was 28-28 after NT scored on a pick six, then Milford did an onside kick, but there was no scoring from after the pick six to the end of the game? Never mind that it was 21-21 after the first quarter.

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    bearwku82  almost 2 years ago

    That master poker player GilPa calls a QB keeper on 4th and goal from the New Thayer 11? Is the Thorp Special switching your QB and BLOCKer to oscillating Tudor Electric Football mode? I bet Valley Tech doesn’t have any players who can gyrate. Except for Pedro. Only Mimi knows for sure.

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    Twainrdr  almost 2 years ago

    P-1: Milford HS Athletic Department Helicopter shot for the game film.

    P-2: As his Offensive Linesman hits the opponent on the wrong shoulder, the QB gives the Defender a soft arm.

    P-3: While breaking his ankle, the QB scores the go ahead TD, but there’s still almost a minute on the clock. Who else out there remembers “Beat the Clock”?

    P-4: Will we ever find out what Tobias was selling and if he earned any bonus like a new two-wheeler with the extra points earned?

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    smoore47  almost 2 years ago

    I thought Milford had the transgender kid that was a good place kicker. Why didn’t Milford use they?

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    dadjo  almost 2 years ago

    Man, I’m in trouble. After the first quarter I took the over at 64 for two grand with Vito. I guess I won’t be showing my face in Goshen for a while.

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    rpaul33  almost 2 years ago

    Can somebody please hire a competent writer?

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    hifirick1953  almost 2 years ago

    Still a little under a minute on the clock. More than enough time for whoever they are playing to move down the field and go for 2.

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    James St. John Smythe  almost 2 years ago

    The Refs were too focused on the ball to overhear the “ILLEGAL HANDS TO THE FACE” sound that the Milford tight end made on the Valley Tech cornerback.

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    lemonbaskt  almost 2 years ago

    why would there be all those lines in the end zone? milford grounds crew must have large budget

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    MailbuEd  almost 2 years ago

    A Random rumination while wondering why flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. From the drawing, with the end zone on the left, the yard marker we’re seeing has to be the 10 yard line. The teams are lined up with the line of scrimmage being on the 10, it can’t be 4th and goal. It’s 4th and 10. One poster commented it was 4th and goal from the 6. Not possible. Not the way they’re lined up. Then the camera angle changes from one side (P1) of the field to the other (P2) and in P3 the end zone lines went from diagonal to vertical (or horizontal) depending on the view making me wonder exactly where the goal line is.

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    myronbooth  almost 2 years ago

    Panel 2 voiceover by Marty implies that Toby received the snap from center. So he was either in a Wildcat formation, where it would make sense that he “run it himself”, or was mistakenly cast as the QB, which makes no sense as he’s never been portrayed as having played the position.

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    gmu328  almost 2 years ago

    the writers of Gil Thorp sure left a “what-the-heck” moment after NT scored to tie it at 28-28. Milford kicks an onside kick? The only way this could happen is if the 28-28 score was at the half. So if Milford scored to make it 35-28, we got a lot of game left boys and girls. However, if this is the final score at the end of the game, we got some lousy refereeing.

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    jayesquire  almost 2 years ago

    It’s easy to score a touchdown with only 8 defenders.And where is the football in P1?

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    jslabotnik  almost 2 years ago

    The way this strip has been lately, I was going to suggest renaming it to Non-sequitur, but that’s already taken

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    richardjohnsonvp  almost 2 years ago

    Well, at least Terriers is spelled correctly now, so there’s been some improvement.

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    metals24  almost 2 years ago

    P1- Shouldn’t that be “HUT ONE, HUT TWO”?

    P2- We have a beautiful light blue sky tonight.

    P3- There should be time left for a Hail Marty!

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    Mopman  almost 2 years ago

    Battle of the undefeated coming up next to finish the season. Hang on for a wild time next week. And speaking of next week, today’s Mopped Up Thorp will have to tide you over until next week seeing as there is no strip tomorrow.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
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    ranelson43  almost 2 years ago

    Left too much time for baker/brady.

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