Oh, say! That reminds me of that one book, you know, that they made the movie of, you know the one, starring what’s his face… who used to live in the house where the red barn used to be… you know!
Lost a wife and got a free lawn mower, although she may have kept it! Wives keep it all.First wife got all of my autographed baseballs,the second wife got all my bowling balls that I had since I was 10. Last wife took all the other collections, I had since childhood. Moral.. always keep your balls safe and insist on a prenup.
My long-term memory is just fine, thank you. I can remember and quote books I read fifty years ago, places I’ve visited with crystal clarity, and every phone number I’ve ever had. But my short-term memory is – well, I’m sure it’s around here somewhere – probably where I put my keys, my wallet, and what I had for lunch yesterday. I think. Oh, and before I forget, Happy Halloween. 8>)
My Christmas cards his year show Santa next to the fireplace, bag on his shoulder, confused look on his face, thinking to himself, “what did I come in here for?” I’ve already sent them before I forgot!
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
I think it used to be.
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
If you don’t know the name and your spouse doesn’t know the name, who does know the name (aside from the people you’re asking about)?
sandpiper about 2 years ago
She’ll remember that crack.
profbob about 2 years ago
Their daughter (Nelson’s mom) who lives nearby might be able to help.
Sprarklin about 2 years ago
I know just how she feels.
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
He should buy those whatchamacallit memory enhancer pills.
iggyman about 2 years ago
Where did I put the whatchacallit?
jagedlo about 2 years ago
Oh, like you’re much help, Earl!
ANIMAL about 2 years ago
I just hope she remembers to HIT you.
trainnut1956 about 2 years ago
Oh, say! That reminds me of that one book, you know, that they made the movie of, you know the one, starring what’s his face… who used to live in the house where the red barn used to be… you know!
assrdood about 2 years ago
Happens to lots of us…..You know….“the thing”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
That’s telling her!!
Snolep about 2 years ago
Can’t recall the names, but if you gave me a multiple choice I could pick the right one.
Dwight Schmiddlapp about 2 years ago
I’ve never forgotten anything, and it’ been that way for as long as I can remember.
monya_43 about 2 years ago
The memory is the second thing to go. I forget what’s first. ;-P
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 2 years ago
Lost a wife and got a free lawn mower, although she may have kept it! Wives keep it all.First wife got all of my autographed baseballs,the second wife got all my bowling balls that I had since I was 10. Last wife took all the other collections, I had since childhood. Moral.. always keep your balls safe and insist on a prenup.
Bookworm about 2 years ago
My long-term memory is just fine, thank you. I can remember and quote books I read fifty years ago, places I’ve visited with crystal clarity, and every phone number I’ve ever had. But my short-term memory is – well, I’m sure it’s around here somewhere – probably where I put my keys, my wallet, and what I had for lunch yesterday. I think. Oh, and before I forget, Happy Halloween. 8>)
sprink56 about 2 years ago
My Christmas cards his year show Santa next to the fireplace, bag on his shoulder, confused look on his face, thinking to himself, “what did I come in here for?” I’ve already sent them before I forgot!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Who’s on first?
☺️☺️☺️
bloodykate about 2 years ago
Wow, this sounds like me and my husband! : D
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] about 2 years ago
Look who’s talking
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago
They are outside and walking together!
KEA about 2 years ago
I’ve had too many conversations like that… especially lately
cactusbob333 about 2 years ago
I forgot what I was going to say.
circleM about 2 years ago
Earl, have your daughter look up the appraisal district, it usually shows previous owners.
SteveHL about 2 years ago
His name is Lawrence K. Overbeck. He was originally from Sioux Falls and now lives in Florida, a few miles from Orlando. He has not remarried.
His former wife, Miriam, has remarried. Her new husband is Douglas Larsen. They are living in Arizona.
I don’t know the whereabouts of the lawn mower.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 years ago
Sock it to him!
heathcliff2 about 2 years ago
Must’ve been during the last two years. An APB for a lawn mower probably wouldn’t be high on any list nowadays.
kab2rb about 2 years ago
Look who’s talking Earl. Opal he deserves it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
Yes; her memory is bad.