Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2022

There are more than 8 billion people in the world, so if we each chip in $5.50, we can all own an equal share of Twitter and push Musk out.

That’ll do Pig, that’ll do!

That’s the trouble with parasites—once they find a mark, they don’t let go.

At least the guy behind the virtual currency crash didn’t call.

I get 25 emails a day from Trump saying that Herschel needs money.

May be a little early to be so sure Musk won’t make money with a cleaned up Twitter.

It could have been anyone in the criptoverse.

Careful, you’ll trigger the cult.

Best I can do is eight bucks for a blue check

It could be worse. It could be his deadbeat Uncle Sam asking for $31.3 trillion.

Do not think Pig would have any money!

Not many can pull off that look, but Pig rocks the nightcap!

If Pig can find $96, Elon only needs 124,999,999 other ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶ verified users to make the debt payments.

Please raise you’re right hand and repeat after me, “I am not a quitter”, I mean twitter. If Peter piper picked a peck of pickle pepprers.

That’s a lot of money, but considering he’s still worth billions, I’m sure he’ll come out okay.

Sadly though, for some, it’s never enough.

My tax money has gone to way worse things than bailing out billionaires

it’s a $1.99 if tritter is mentioned. oh man, there goes $2

Foreign telemarketer scam. Elon would have Twittered.

Sounds more like politicians begging for money. My banker tried to get me to open a line of credit. Reminded him I just loaned the bank money last week.

Maybe we should unplug Twitter.

You can now tweet about covid vaccine killing everybody on the planet again. It was supposed to happen in October. Maybe, I and everyone I know were replaced by illegals??

elons eventually gonna have to sell all the stock right?

Elon Musk is such a nuisance

Steph, we all respect Elons intelligence, but Every Time he opens his mouth he does something very STUPID!!!!! 40 BILLION!!! To listen to millions of mentally I’ll lonely soles!!

Hey, you all need to be nice to Elon. He’s pretty much single-handedly revitalized America’s space program. He’s right now the ONLY U.S. ticket for moving people and supplies to the space station. Thank goodness we no longer have to rely on Putin for that! Boeing is ‘starting’ to have a few successes but its taken them YEARS and many BILLIONS of $ —far more than Elon ever got for Space X.

Obviously it some crook fooling Pig by impersonating Musk.

Pig pays him $8 a month ;)

Pig hardly seems like the person(?) to ask.

Meh, he’ll make it back next week.

The sight of him and the other POS make me want to puke!

I wanna get back to the crocs and Zeeba neighba

Is Elon still begging for $8?

It’s the old story of ANY corporate merger—-the buyout gets huge publicity—-and three months later you sneak in massive layoffs because you overspent and you know it.

Just tell Musk to continue the beatings until morale improves.

Pig is friends with some really awful people.

Block him, Pig. Everyone else has.

“Last time he faked a hokey accent said he was a Nigerian prince.”

Not what I expected.

It is ill-advised to declare war on an entrepreneur who makes rockets & spaceships. I’m expecting a better & successful Twitter. Time will tell.

Just pay him in FTX shares.

I think that he’s good for it. If you won’t, I’ll cover him…..

Block that number now, Pig.

Heck, I could sorta wish Elon would start calling (me)….

It will only be a loss if people who hate free speech- like Tim Cook – have their way

Message to Elon: no one likes the name “x”