B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 30, 2022

Cupid’s guitar

When life gives you a break, take it.

couldn’t it wait till February at least?

“That wasn’t a guitar…… that’s ma’ banjo!”

The first groupie.

At first I thought she got hit by the arrow (cupid).

Ah, but there’s that song about Adam and his little bit of “twang”.

I thought I heard a Southern accent

The twang of the bow string seems to be resonating with and pulling at her heart-string today.

It’s a Guitar now!

And you are complaining?

This makes me wonder why a guitar when it was first invented was named a guitar? Why not a bow less violin? A sitar? A plucktar? A hurdy gurdy?

She has simple tastes in one-note music. “Twang, Twang, Twang.”

Any way it’s music to her ear. Yip yip yip yip yip

Sounds more like the sound a jaw harp makes.

Don’t they have silencers for those things?

Did the arrow just circumnavigate the earth and hit that dame in her backside??

If it attracts her, don’t pour cold water on it!

Prehistoric David ’Bow’ie.

If this dude knew what just happened, he’d go and invent the guitar. Evidently, the good looking babes like ’em.

He should now invent the guitar. Clearly it attracts women.

Now you know, lad, get yourself a guitar.

If Thor were smart he’d be quiet and just pluck the string a few more times

It is in this case

“Listen to this note…” ♪

“Now, listen to this note!” ♪

“That’s the same note.”

“I’m still learning…”

No NO! No junior BC’s, they have to have names, can’t call them rug-rat or brat with now PC rules

If he’s smart it soon will be.

Come on bowman. Let her think you’re an Ax-man. Everyone needs a good swoon once in a while.

It is a curse we guitar players have to live with! ;-)

Hoping and a wishing….❤️

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie.

What an outdated notion. Now if all the guys got together for a boy band…

I must be unusual. I told my ex he could play his guitar all he wanted – when I was not home. I said the same to my child when she brought home a piccolo. (I have hyperacusis. Those high notes were very painful.)

That love red bubble is for the turkey you just shot, you dork.

Wow, easy as that? That’s one dating magic twanger he plunked.

You know what I like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……..

okaaaay

“and I’m not Cupid.”