Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 27, 2022

Early version of a transformer. At Easter time the turkey becomes a rabbit.

Don’t overdo it!!

It looks like the turkey is doing a Ray Charles impersonation.

Where are the lights, Wiz? ☺️

He stores his holiday decorations in a chicken coop?

That’s it. That’s all the decorations for Xmas. Well, I don’t feel so bad for only putting up a wreath on my door. But, I still plan to put out a tree, either in the yard or porch.

Perhaps he has not heard how much I love a Christmas Turkey…

Like I just said on The Duplex…

“Now that Thanksgiving is over, it’s full-on Christmas comic strips.”

Nice man cave winter cabin Wiz. Say that three time real fast. Yip yip yip yip yip

Then make a wish. Yip yip yip yip yip

Dressing the turkey for Christmas.

Walmart has been doing this since November 1.

Haha, I love it!

People can have turkey for any meal any time of the year…

I just realized I still haven’t seen our two wild tom turkeys since just before Thanksgiving. They don’t migrate, so I hope they are just grazing elsewhere for a while. I miss the guys. The deer are still in rutting season, so they are pretty actively running around and eating everything in sight. If you live where there are deer, remember to be extra careful around dawn and dusk as they really don’t care about traffic laws.

Less is more.

Turkey should be glad he’s not in England.

Guess what the traditional Christmas dinner is there?

I wish it was that easy. https://townsquare.media/site/33/files/2019/12/GettyImages-1069073022.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

Odd that the Rabbit gets Easter and Turkey Christmas and Thanksgiving.

What did the Pilgrims have for the first Christmas in 1621? Oops, I forgot. The Puritans didn’t celebrate Christmas. Too much fun—and too pagan for their stolid tastes.

Annoying thing #14 – People who leave their Christmas decorations up until July.

Annoying thing #15 – People who put their Christmas decorations up in August.