Close to Home by John McPherson for December 09, 2022

too bad it’s not 2022…

I don’t know there have been a lot of pests and vermin in congress for a while now.

Maybe the Kitchen Light Limitations Act will finally get passed!

8018? I though we’re in 2020s!

Typo there, probably should say 2018

Judging from the flag it appears that by then a lot of the states have merged or ceded and that black is the new red!

Mostly cockroaches now.

Nope, they couldn’t get the Senate.

Not that hard to believe that Mitch McConnell is still around in 8018.

Lauren Boebert hasn’t aged well.

You’ve never looked better, Maxine.

I didn’t know cockroaches had arms sticking out of their heads.

I would say the cockroaches already have a majority in both houses.

They won’t make anything out of wood then, who knows if there’ll be enough trees…wait, can’t breathe without them!

They have been in control of Congress for several decades already!

Well, in 2023, they’ll have the majority of seats in the House….

Congress has been populated by rats for so long that a cockroach takeover is possible.

I believe that Congress already has a number of cockroaches – the light of truth makes a lot of elected officials run for the cover of darkness.

Transitions: GOP —>GQP—>C QP

Present day we have cockroaches….nothing new here!

……and nothing changed.

Pro Cooking Tip: When you’re in a hurry for breakfast and don’t have a clean skillet for your morning pancakes, the coffee pot warmer on your coffee maker is conveniently the perfect pancake size. We honestly don’t know how everyone has missed this!?

This has already happened…

The dung beetles already have control of both sides of the house

Might be better than what we have now.

I thought they already had?

Strong is hate here today, comments section.

I don’t understand. How is this different from our current situation? ;)

Perfect example of what America has become. " Clean the swamp"

Some would contend that they have already taken over.

Shoot that’s already started happening. It’ll be by God’s grace if this nation even sees 8018

One of their main pieces of legislation was to grant every citizen a squalid, filthy apartment.

Nah, too easy

Miss print! 2022

cockroaches have clinched a minuscule majority in 2023

Where’s Bleeb?

In the year 2525, if man(kind) is still alive……

Shades of the movie “Mimic.”

already have

The 81st century and people still wear neckties?

The 81st century and people still wear neckties?

with a minority of votes

Hey, don’t over estimate our electorate’s intelligence.

It has already happened on both sides of the aisle.

But they scattered when someone turned on the lights.

Yeah … right now they are still a minority. But soon …

I think they already have in 2022.

And you honestly believe that the democrats? Have you been under a rock the last 70 years?