In all seriousness, tennis balls lose their bounce and/or their fur within the first year. That would be an excellent time to donate your used ones to your local humane society.
Didn’t know one could interview for the space. I’d like a few eons at any place where Brubeck, Charlie Byrd and others in their field are playing, so long as my sweet blue-eyed girls can be with me.
David_the_CAD about 2 years ago
Do I have to scoop, or is that someone else’s job?
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
That sounds fun if the dogs give the balls back.
franksmin about 2 years ago
I believe that it was Will Rogers who said “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” I couldn’t agree more.
kingdiamond69 about 2 years ago
Id take that job in a heartbeat hoping all of my dogs are waiting for me with my cats as well .
GreasyOldTam about 2 years ago
That’s a lot more enticing than most people’s idea of heaven.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
In all seriousness, tennis balls lose their bounce and/or their fur within the first year. That would be an excellent time to donate your used ones to your local humane society.
P51Strega about 2 years ago
Too soon for me :’(
kelloggs2066 about 2 years ago
Considering the number of friends I already have there, and the ones about to make the journey…
I wouldn’t mind.
InDogWeTrust about 2 years ago
Sign me up.
ajr58(1) about 2 years ago
Me! Me! Me!
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Didn’t know one could interview for the space. I’d like a few eons at any place where Brubeck, Charlie Byrd and others in their field are playing, so long as my sweet blue-eyed girls can be with me.
1953Baby about 2 years ago
Can I read while I throw the ball???
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
Reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where the man won’t go unless his dog can come with him…
InTraining Premium Member about 2 years ago
Frank was hoping there would be an open bar stool…!
locake about 2 years ago
It would not be heaven without dogs!
goboboyd about 2 years ago
Perpetual Slobber Ball Fetch. Is the stick throwing gig taken?
ComicLover2 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I would rather spend eternity with dogs than some of the people I know.
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’d definitely prefer that to the “traditional” version…
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 years ago
I can see me, a Wally Cox figure with Arnold (in his prime) Schwarzenegger’s left arm.
Corpse Horn Light Premium Member about 2 years ago
Sign me UP!
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
if he wants me to throw tennis balls for eternity he’s gonna have to make me 24 again…