In all seriousness, tennis balls lose their bounce and/or their fur within the first year. That would be an excellent time to donate your used ones to your local humane society.
Didn’t know one could interview for the space. I’d like a few eons at any place where Brubeck, Charlie Byrd and others in their field are playing, so long as my sweet blue-eyed girls can be with me.
David_the_CAD almost 2 years ago
Do I have to scoop, or is that someone else’s job?
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That sounds fun if the dogs give the balls back.
franksmin almost 2 years ago
I believe that it was Will Rogers who said “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” I couldn’t agree more.
kingdiamond69 almost 2 years ago
Id take that job in a heartbeat hoping all of my dogs are waiting for me with my cats as well .
GreasyOldTam almost 2 years ago
That’s a lot more enticing than most people’s idea of heaven.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
In all seriousness, tennis balls lose their bounce and/or their fur within the first year. That would be an excellent time to donate your used ones to your local humane society.
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
Too soon for me :’(
kelloggs2066 almost 2 years ago
Considering the number of friends I already have there, and the ones about to make the journey…
I wouldn’t mind.
InDogWeTrust almost 2 years ago
Sign me up.
ajr58(1) almost 2 years ago
Me! Me! Me!
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Didn’t know one could interview for the space. I’d like a few eons at any place where Brubeck, Charlie Byrd and others in their field are playing, so long as my sweet blue-eyed girls can be with me.
1953Baby almost 2 years ago
Can I read while I throw the ball???
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
Reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where the man won’t go unless his dog can come with him…
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Frank was hoping there would be an open bar stool…!
locake almost 2 years ago
It would not be heaven without dogs!
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Perpetual Slobber Ball Fetch. Is the stick throwing gig taken?
ComicLover2 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I would rather spend eternity with dogs than some of the people I know.
dpatrickryan Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’d definitely prefer that to the “traditional” version…
poppacapsmokeblower almost 2 years ago
I can see me, a Wally Cox figure with Arnold (in his prime) Schwarzenegger’s left arm.
Corpse Horn Light Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sign me UP!
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
if he wants me to throw tennis balls for eternity he’s gonna have to make me 24 again…