Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 10, 2022

Truffle doesn’t look happy.

Definitely a www.instantrimshot.com.

The Truffle with Tribbles.

Ever squeeze the tube of toothpaste so hard it goes everywhere?

Nobody knows the truffle I’ve seen.

And I’ll bet he’s gonna pig out!

With a capital “T”.

He could probably use a double chocolate espresso martini to start.

… Truffle (oh we got Truffle) … Right here in this community (right here in this community) … With a capital “T” – I say that’s “T” as in Toad – it’s like a Toadstool that’s underground … We’ve surely got Truffle (we’ve surely got Truffle) … Right here in this community (right here) … Oh we got have Truffle, Truffle, Truffle, Truffle …

And Jesus said, “You will have Truffle all your days”. And the world rejoiced.

Wonder if he knows, (((((((( GASP))))))). The MUFFIN MAN?

Sheesh, around my house, it would be more like… OH BOY, TRUFFLE!

This is Truffling,,,,,

Cuz he’s premium, and you guys are just normal.

That rabbit should have one ear broken off.  With a bite mark, yummm!

Let’s try to get to the root of this problem. :)

Is it just me, or does the chocolate bunny look like Totoro?

Don’t worry, he’s going to truffle off to Buffalo tomorrow.

Truffle with a comb-over!

But why do they dislike him? He’s so sweet!

What pig dug him up?

He just looks like truffle …!

I’ll take the rest. Nom, nom, nom, nom!!!!! :)

Good timing, having dessert, Hershey’s Mint Truffle Kisses.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

He has heartaches by the number; truffles by the score.

I tried truffle oil. It tasted like loamy soil.

What’s the yellow thing?

Pack up your truffles in your old kit bag and……gitouddaahere!