Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 31, 2022

Book ’em a jet

Eddie for president on the Republican ticket, with Santos for veep.

What’s he smoking in that pipe?

Reminiscent of a Thanksgiving Day turkey drop on WKRP.

Oh, the humanity!

Where’s your boat, Eddie?

As God is my witness, I thought penguins could fly.

Please, what does he smoke? Please, I beg!

That was great!

She just cut off his booze.

“One thing is certain: a penguin is not a creature of the air. Witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as plummet.”

Eddie is quite the story teller. Penguins flew home. Ha! :-D

They were booked on Southwest and their flight was cancelled.

Now, can we have Victoria and Joe get married?

Eddie is always a good story line.

Perfect timing. Eddie has had enough to drink, and I have had enough of his story. Say good night Eddie.

Eddie’s stories and tails are full of inconstancies…

Penguins do fly. They do it underwater. The motions of flight propels them thru the water. Let’s see an eagle do that, in water at -2 celsuis.

Absolutely the laugh I needed to end 2022. Now to wipe the coffee off my monitor.

That tall tale is even bigger than the Burj Khalifa…

That tall tale is even taller than the Burj Khalifa…

If a penguin passes the tests, they should be able to get a license to fly.

He has finally gone too far for them—me a few days ago.

Totally hilarious! Thanks for the belly laugh.

Yeti’s have won every checkers tournament they’ve ever been in.

Penguins own aircraft. They form associations and buy them cooperatively.

I told you yesterday, it was the Yeti that set up the penguins with the liquor. Dude got everyone plastered, blamed the penguins, and made out with the trophy.

And of course penguins can’t fly, they were drunk!

And Eddie stole their ride home. Now they’ll be stuck up there until next year.

STUPID, must be running out of idea the last few months …. maybe the whole year.

Penguins fly under water.