Garfield by Jim Davis for December 20, 2022

How can you say “no” to Squeak’s face in the second panel?

Garfield will need another mouthwash

Show me a good mouser, Jon and I’ll show you a cat with bad breath.

A cat that can’t stand the taste of mouse? Are we sure Garfield is really a cat?

Aw heck nah Garfield was being nasty in this one

Wait, for all these 44 years, every day you’ve been making Cat comics? It really inspires me.

U gotta do what u gotta do.

Long ago I had a black and white cat that never hunter a mouse. Now I know why he didn’t hunt a mouse.

Doesn’t wanna kiss a mouse, but he’s got no problem sitting in the middle of the frikkin living room licking his own butthole

Since when does a mouse kiss a cat, even a lazy gatto like Garfield. I mean, in the middle of the kiss, Garf is liable to start thinking, “Hum, do I detect a hint of lasagna.”

So Garfield got a guilt trip for Christmas?

Garfield should have kept his tongue in his own mouth.

There’s isn’t enough Listerine to get rid of mouse breath!

Remember kids, don’t kiss mice.

But Garfield loves Squeak.

Awww. True love. ;)

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Try Odie’s Greenies bones.

Garfield he said kiss not French Kiss.

Wonder how the mouse felt.

I wonder how Jon will react when he finds out why Garfield used the mouthwash?

Thought it would taste like cheese

Jon: Why does your breath smell like gorgonzola, Garfield?

You’ve kissed a dog, before, Garf. Three times as a matter of fact.

I live in a big city and like to sit next to sewer grates and give rats kisses as they squirm in and out of the grate.

Garfield eats Lasagna flavored mice…

Mouthwash does leave a strange aftertaste.

Three or four cups of rum punch may help. (Never mind how I know this)

The mouse is so much cuter than Garfield. I’d keep the mouse as a pet, but I guess I would still be stuck with Garfield.

Merry Christmouse

Contains all a Garfield strip should!

- Garfield

- Squeek

- Cuteness!

- Fun!

“MY MOUTHWASH IS ALL GONE!”

(images a rectangle involving some writing of the word “LATER” in the panel of this cartoon involving this part of its dialogue)

so this happend not to long ago. i was going to my room when i say a rat so i ran to my mom and said ‘mom theres a rat in my room’ so i ran to get my gun no it not a firearm its a airgun not a airsoft gun. look it up. i was in a lot of pain cuz of the poison it ate to end it suffering it shot it in the head with my gun. fun fact rat brain matter is yellow.

The moral: NEVER kiss a mouse.

well, at least unlike Silverster after taking a “possible snack” he didn’t change his mind. aka when Silverster the Warner cat was on Therapy to “be friends with birds” to not eat Tweety.

I doubt even extra strong Listerine wouldn’t get rid of that taste!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!