Herman by Jim Unger for January 08, 2023

Let me see your registration and insurance.

She must be psychic to have guessed a war.

“Sir, didn’t you see that red planet back there? You went right past without stopping!”

How does one gas up at a parking meter?

Wait’ll the hoard rushes up to deport you!

Don’t pay it.

Good thing they speak English all over the galaxy – otherwise we’d never get the joke.

Now that’s gonna cause a drop in tourism for sure.

We just landed, sir…..where are we?

I like those multi-colored disco lights on the edges – very groovy!

“Are you aware you have a brake light out?”

You’ll be long gone by the time it’s due…

Out of state license plates…

Just put a quarter in the meter

Just run away. Ever since we’ve defanged the police they don’t dare chase you.

Comedian Kathleen Madigan: Earth is like the Alabama of the galaxy. Aliens tell each other, “Don’t even stop there for gas.”

Shoulda landed in a farm field…

They should have filled up at Uranus… they have plenty of gas.