Pickles by Brian Crane for December 23, 2022

You say that like it’s a bad thing

Earl this is gonna be more fun than you thought it would.

I King Kong head would also surprise people.

It’s still a great idea.

so much for spreading Christmas joy, eh, Earl?

“Other than the heart attack, it was quite successful.”

He sees you when you’re sleeping… Also, when you use the loo.

“Merry Christmas, Mrs. Knopf!!”

Santa’s a peeping Tom! Who knew?

Our neighbor has one of those, the wind always blows it over.

Should close her curtains. Never know when a UFO might come by, or even a known floating object.

He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he peeps into your bathroom … he’s a perv and no mistake.

“Hello…911? I want to report a peeping Santa…”

Did he get it from Macys?

Mrs. Knopf needs to keep her shades down!

OMG, I can’t stop laughing!!

She hit a high ‘C,’ which is ordinarily hard to do.

this Santa is spying on they’re neighbors. :D

I saw in the news, one of those roombots took photos of a lady on her toilet.

Why does a robot vacuum need a camera and wifi access?

lol. thank you for the smile.

This whole predicament is a scream!!

Every breath you take…

Well now they know how i feel when that drone comes buzzing and hovering over my house.

Amusing.

Here’s looking at you kid

Great! Peeping Clause!

Where can I get one?

Helium, or hydrogen? “Oh, the humanity.”

I was in a therapy appointment when I started seeing Santa. A neighbor animated Santa going in and out of their chimney. Every time my doctor would turn, she would miss it.

This would convince the neighborhood children that Santa is watching. They could have used this on Calvin’s street.

Fun fact: The Earth is running out of its helium supply because we keep using it to make balloons float away.

The snowman wasn’t looking?

☃

Twas two days before Christmas and all through the hood…

Earl Pickles, as usual, was up to no good

Well yes Mrs. Lincoln, but other than that how did you enjoy the play?

She wouldn’t have seen Santa from behind closed curtains unless she was peeking out to see what her neighbors were doing.

She won’t be needing that laxative after all.

I’d love to hear the 9-1-1 call

perfect

HA..!!!!!!!!!!!! - EXCELLENT..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!