Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 07, 2023

In the end, the shredder tells the whole truth

I wanna be a FUNdamentalist.

Is that Michael Cohen?

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/389944-fbi-is-reconstructing-shredded-documents-obtained-during-cohen-raid/

Does this mean that Bob is no longer going to just go along to get along? That could be a very good thing.

Does this mean to imply that those who are not fundamentalists are often/mostly going along to get along?

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Lying.

Get a long little doggie.

Always a fun ride. Right up until his tie gets caught in the super heavy duty shredder. Then it is fun for everybody else who gets to fight over his red stapler and the other goodies. Well fun except for the folks who get to clean up all the mess he and everyone left behind. Those folks are getting real tired of cleaning up all the crap and there will be so much more for them to do

Next is Move Along.

This must be one of those “six of one, half a dozen of the other” situations.

So go along with them to get along with them but produce nothing. Bob is going to run for public office?

Will there be an opening in McCarthy’s bureau?

Praise Gawd and Pass the Pit Viper!

He goes home every day feeling as if he has done his duty. Have a beer, Chum

The answers are in the overflowing shredder.

from JAWS ’’you’re gonna need a bigger shredder’’ . i think it was jaws, maybe not.

His work is done.

Nobody’s commented on the fact that the Go-Along and Get-Along boxes are empty, and the shredder is overflowing…

Which denomenation did he convert to; Islamic, Judaic, Protestant, Catholic, Orthodox Christian, Hindu, Buddhist? People want to know, I want to know or who cares…

Is Bob into fundamentalism, or fascism. Fundamentalists tend to keep their fundamental beliefs and hold them as absolute. Fascists tend to destroy all constitutions and law codes in an attempt to remain absolute themselves.

Get along little doggie

Get along little doggie

Shouldn’t the Shredder be mounted Between the Go Along & Get Along boxes?

There are all sorts of fundamentalists. The word just means someone who holds to the foundational doctrines, dogmas, statements or whatever a religion or ideology was based on. It can be religious, philosophical, or political. It can even be anti-religious. Whatever form it takes, some people are fanatical about it, some are quietly assured, some are aggressively evangelistic, some are hermit-like and contemplative. And others are everything in-between. Saying “Converted to fundamentalism” without further detail is meaningless.

Um – just do what his boss says; that’s conservatism …