Herman by Jim Unger for January 05, 2023

He’ll need a chunk of what he won for bail money.

Wait till you hear the punch line

“I’m off on a cruise. How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?”

“…I trust this won’t affect our working relationship.”

I have never played any lottery, but I take comfort in thinking what I’d do if I won.

It’s either early retirement for him and his former boss or it’s long overdueworkmen’s comp.

No, but I’m desperate enough to keep trying.

Cue Johnny Cash singing Oney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzr4nA1thsQ

Take this job and shove it

The guy sure looks pleased. The boss had better make a run for it before he gets punched.

Johnny Paycheck said it best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI

IF I won the lottery – you never know, a ticket might be found in the trash OR blowing down the street in the gutter toward me – I would never waste it on revenge – (this is called virtue signaling)- learned that from social media influencers. I would instead comment about doing good to all with my windfall and see to it that no one is bullied on social media- (this is called bullying those who I think are mean-spirited and trying to look righteous and super PC all at once)- learned that from SJWs. And above all, I would SHARE my financial windfall with everyone here on GoComics who comments on how I can improve my life by being like and “thinking/commenting” like them! – (that’s called being morally corrupt by lying through my teeth about what I would do) – learned that from politicians during debates, social justice warriors, and social media influencers in comment sections. So now I can rest easy for I have my financial planning all done when I win the lottery. Besides I’m retired. Sure glad I’m wearing boots while typing this.

Its the brass knuckles inside the glove that he should worry about

Unlike the lottery, what it appears he is about to do he can only lose at – There is absolutely no chance of winning.

Looks like the boss is about to win the lottery. One hit and he will sue for everything you won.

Ever hear of the phrase “The butt you kick today will be the one you kiss tomorrow”?

Yes, I want to say good bye, Boss!

Gotta wonder if ol’ Brutus would have the nerve to do that to his boss Rancid in the Born Loser strip?

Giving the boss a few lumps will go well with his lump-sum payment.

I think he’s about to hand in his resignation.

Guess who is turning in his resignation.

I’m going you my second notice right now…..

Why is the worker lacing up and about to exert himself when the checking account is large now? I would hire a couple of pros who know how not to leave any marks or clues as to who did it.

Anyone who’s ever been in a fist fight knows you can’t hear anything due to the intensity of the moment.

I shouldn’t have, but I got a great laugh out of this.

Gawd, I wish!!!