Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 12, 2023

Yeah, anyone who took Plot Development 101 in college could see THIS coming a klick away …

Threesome!

Interacial same sex dating arrives on these pages. By the end of the week, how will Mimi be self-identifying?

Why would an open gap be a bad thing?

You’re not supposed to bend your left elbow. She’s holding the club like a baseball bat.

In all reality , Gil considers retirement .

P4 Mimi thought bubble: “I wonder if these two like being slapped on the *ss?”

I’m wondering about Mimi needing the pointers if she is so outstanding she could have gone onto the professional circuit years earlier, and if she’s forgotten basics should she be considering it now?

Ericka the Beer Babe appears to be someone not to be effed with.

“You’re the one who broke it off.”

P1- What else but a cactus would know about hydration?

What are the odds Mimi brought her riding crop? Meanwhile, Keri is helping Pedro with pool maintenance.

Is Mr. Barajas setting up a lesbian 3-way here?

Those carts hold more drinks than just beer? That’s news to me.

Today’s theme song: I’m just a girl who can’t say…. Yes, yes, yes!!!!

Pardon me, has anyone seen my teenage angst? I seem to have misplaced it.

P 4 (Erika): “…HEY!…DID I STUTTER?…WE NEED THOSE DRINKS……..HURRY UP, B****!….”

Question: If Gil has the young lady as his assistant coach for the Boys’ Team, is he her assistant for the Girls’ Team thanks to budget cuts and do they share the shower tapes?

P 5: “….yeah…I broke it off….”

P 1….Mimi doesn’t get that she’s not talking about golf

IM betting this golf storyline ends very soon and its back to basketball or a marty moon podcast .

Someone’s thirsty

What makes her think the coach broke it off?

You won’t see too many people in the desert southwest on a golf course in the middle of the day wearing black shirts without a hat or a visor.

I think I’m going to need some “alone time.”

P4- “Actually, she was born a female so there was nothing to break off”.

You bet Ericka is “thirsty”. Now that she no longer has a girlfriend. And how about you? Are you lonely with no girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband? Well then since you don’t have that to keep you warm at night, how about reading Mopped Up Thorp? It’s the next best thing, in my opinion.