Close to Home by John McPherson for January 07, 2023

Would rather have a messy couch and chair missy.

Depends on who’s playing…

You could just put a tv in the bathroom!

Or is it genius?

Drinking all that beer isn’t helping.

Solution in one word (or 3 letters): DVR.

More disgusting would be them not leaving their seats to get up and go to the bathroom and not wearing adult diapers.

Really!!!

https://www.stadiumpal.com/

I want to puke‼️

I get the joke and even find it somewhat funny. But there are almost unlimited opportunities to use the facilities during both pro and college football. Back when I was teaching and coaching in HS I had very little time for housework. I found I could pretty much clean the house during commercials of a game and not miss a play.

Side note now that I’m retired and have all day my house is a mess. Sigh

Considering the alternative…. And the cost of having the upholstery cleaned.

It’s just one of those “Guy Things”.

It’s diapers, install a toilet in the living room or a TV in the bathroom.

Now that the boomers are moving into the November of their lives, I’m thinking adult diapers are due for an economic up tic. I hear diaper companies had a hay day in the late 40’s and early 50’s. Diapers. The Alpha and the Omega of fashion. Who’d a thunk it?

Since the female is wearing slacks, Bleeb seems to be watching the game. I wonder if he is wearing a tiny little diaper.

… not the first to think of it.

(Green Plaid Alert! Everybody do a shot! … then at the first commercial, go change your football game processed beer recollection device.)

They must be watching a soccer game as football has more minutes of commercials than play.

Just tell her you are in training to be an astronaut…

As many commercials there are during broadcasts one has plenty of time for bathroom and food breaks.

No worries…..More bean dip please.

Bleeb can’t talk now.. he’s on the can!

Wait til you have to change them…

Just as long as the guy on the right doesn’t actually stick his hand into the adult diaper instead of the chips…

For crying out loud, there’s something called commercial breaks. Go to the bathroom then!

They should be wearing those beer-sippy hats. You know, human centipede-like.

Deep-Ends brand adult diapers: Protect your end zone.

Not even necessary. The strings of ads give you a good 10 minutes every so often.

We just used commercials to go.

That’s why commercials were invented…..

Hmm, I never thought of that. Not so much at home where I can pause the channel, but maybe for a game at the stadium. Help avoid the long Men’s room line.

Yes. Yes, it is. — Lost interest in major sports YEARS ago, haven’t regretted it. X games, downhill skiing, figure skating, those are entertaining.

Why is the guy on the left wearing a mask over his mouth and not over his nose? Or is that supposed to be a beard?