In high school, people kept asking “Is that book any good?” when I was reading. I replied “No, but I’m a miserable sinner and must make up for my sins by reading this book forever. Or until I reach the end. Whichever comes first.”
We used to play “buzzword BINGO” at work. The card was filled with phrases such as “Synergy”, “Think Outside the Box”, “Bandwidth”, etc. Play these at staff meetings..
Reminds me of walmart bingo: poopy diaper in parking lot; dude with 3 teeth; kid with dirty t-shirt tuned inside out; woman 4 feet wide inthe beam on a scooter 12 inches wide…
Thank you Stephan, I thought you have given up, or had someone else write/draw for a while, or were phoning them in – but lo and behold a really great one, Bravo bravissimo…
Reminds me of working register during a cold snap and having at least three brain-dead old men stromp up and go “COLD ENOUGH FOR YA!”. The mindless things people do for recreation when their heads don’t work so well anymore…
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
At least Rat has a reason to meet new people.
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
How often is one unlucky enough to meet an accordion player?
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
Could be an interesting game!
DennisinSeattle almost 2 years ago
Lucky Rat!
leopardglily almost 2 years ago
Smokes? Rat, you smoke. Don’t be a hypocrite, that’s even worse.
Katsuro Premium Member almost 2 years ago
In high school, people kept asking “Is that book any good?” when I was reading. I replied “No, but I’m a miserable sinner and must make up for my sins by reading this book forever. Or until I reach the end. Whichever comes first.”
David_the_CAD almost 2 years ago
And with only 1 person.
Then again that 1 person can possibly cover the card.
Sanspareil almost 2 years ago
Rat plays the American idiot game, he is quite brave!
Cornelius Noodleman almost 2 years ago
My brother does most of those things, I do the rest.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Someone playing a similar game of bingo with a similar bingo card could probably pretty easily get a bingo from Rat.
c001 almost 2 years ago
I like “cyclist”. Don’t let “One f Jef” see it.
DiminishedFirst almost 2 years ago
He’s missing a square for annoying rodent.
cageeey almost 2 years ago
“Unless of course it’s Myron Floren music…” from the album “A Child’s Garden of Grass”.
Kurtass Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You forgot, slapping the bar.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 2 years ago
lmao
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wears sunglasses indoors should add “at night” and there should be a place for “Farts, including silent church sneakers”
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Uh oh, I frequently whistle
Goat from PBS almost 2 years ago
I could care less about most of those traits. Most, not all.
YippiKiAyMofo almost 2 years ago
Cyclist. LOL
Reader almost 2 years ago
Annoying Rat Game: Hits people with bats; Mean; Polarized; Judgmental; Doesn’t like puns; ….
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
I think Rat might fit some of those options just fine.
jimboklein almost 2 years ago
We used to play “buzzword BINGO” at work. The card was filled with phrases such as “Synergy”, “Think Outside the Box”, “Bandwidth”, etc. Play these at staff meetings..
SusieB almost 2 years ago
Should also have blows nose in public.Far worse than a cyclist
uniquename almost 2 years ago
Five right in a row. Lucky find, Rat!
HOTLOTUS1 almost 2 years ago
bingo on 1 guy. cool. shocked some of the others weren’t circled
petermerck almost 2 years ago
Shouldn’t cyclist be a free space?
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
My grandfather, from Italy, played the accordion‼️
Those are the most fondness memories I have of him ‼️
Gent almost 2 years ago
Me just knews cyclist would be there somewhere on that list.
hollyd58 almost 2 years ago
Jason Webley – none better
Masterskrain almost 2 years ago
Rat’s just telling it like it is…
mindjob almost 2 years ago
I wear sunglasses because I’m afraid of getting cataracts, but don’t think it helps
bucker39 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Reminds me of walmart bingo: poopy diaper in parking lot; dude with 3 teeth; kid with dirty t-shirt tuned inside out; woman 4 feet wide inthe beam on a scooter 12 inches wide…
markkahler52 almost 2 years ago
Also forgotten: “Passes Gas!” :)
larslarson almost 2 years ago
If you were my Norwegian mother who loved Lawrence Welk and got to see Myron Floren in action doing his thang.
phredturner almost 2 years ago
forgot " —takes “service” dog into grocery store
patrickab7 almost 2 years ago
Go for the coverall!
T... almost 2 years ago
Thank you Stephan, I thought you have given up, or had someone else write/draw for a while, or were phoning them in – but lo and behold a really great one, Bravo bravissimo…
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 2 years ago
You forgot the ENTIRE BOTTOM ROW: brings up politics for no reason. Instabingo!
pearlyqim almost 2 years ago
I like this game! :-)
Eric S almost 2 years ago
you forgot Leg Shaker
flibbons almost 2 years ago
Feel like on phone should be marked. If not, I want to eat in that cafe.
vars35 almost 2 years ago
No one mentioned Wisconsin especially during October Fest. Polka On!
The Waffles are my friends almost 2 years ago
As if Rat doesn’t smoke.
Jabroniville Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Reminds me of working register during a cold snap and having at least three brain-dead old men stromp up and go “COLD ENOUGH FOR YA!”. The mindless things people do for recreation when their heads don’t work so well anymore…
bigcatbusiness almost 2 years ago
I’d get Bingo all the time with my neighbor.
knight1192a almost 2 years ago
I see quite a few that apply to Rat on that board.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Like Barney’s bingo game from an episode of ‘How I Met Your Mother’, Rat is the only playing this game.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
The Annoying Guy Bingo Game is a true winner, Rat! I’d play it anytime!
jtrevor99 almost 2 years ago
“Sits next to me in an otherwise empty restaurant and plays their phone at max volume while I’m trying to read” wouldn’t fit, I suppose.
Moof almost 2 years ago
As a cyclist, can confirm.
brian_mcglothlin almost 2 years ago
You missed “Plays videos/games on phone with speaker volume up”