Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    At least Rat has a reason to meet new people.

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    How often is one unlucky enough to meet an accordion player?

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Could be an interesting game!

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 2 years ago

    Lucky Rat!

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    leopardglily  almost 2 years ago

    Smokes? Rat, you smoke. Don’t be a hypocrite, that’s even worse.

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    Katsuro Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    In high school, people kept asking “Is that book any good?” when I was reading. I replied “No, but I’m a miserable sinner and must make up for my sins by reading this book forever. Or until I reach the end. Whichever comes first.”

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    David_the_CAD  almost 2 years ago

    And with only 1 person.

    Then again that 1 person can possibly cover the card.

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    Sanspareil  almost 2 years ago

    Rat plays the American idiot game, he is quite brave!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    My brother does most of those things, I do the rest.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Someone playing a similar game of bingo with a similar bingo card could probably pretty easily get a bingo from Rat.

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    c001  almost 2 years ago

    I like “cyclist”. Don’t let “One f Jef” see it.

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    DiminishedFirst  almost 2 years ago

    He’s missing a square for annoying rodent.

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    cageeey  almost 2 years ago

    “Unless of course it’s Myron Floren music…” from the album “A Child’s Garden of Grass”.

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    Kurtass  almost 2 years ago

    You forgot, slapping the bar.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    lmao

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Wears sunglasses indoors should add “at night” and there should be a place for “Farts, including silent church sneakers”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Uh oh, I frequently whistle

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    I could care less about most of those traits. Most, not all.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 2 years ago

    Cyclist. LOL

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    Reader  almost 2 years ago

    Annoying Rat Game: Hits people with bats; Mean; Polarized; Judgmental; Doesn’t like puns; ….

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    I think Rat might fit some of those options just fine.

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    jimboklein  almost 2 years ago

    We used to play “buzzword BINGO” at work. The card was filled with phrases such as “Synergy”, “Think Outside the Box”, “Bandwidth”, etc. Play these at staff meetings..

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    SusieB  almost 2 years ago

    Should also have blows nose in public.Far worse than a cyclist

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Five right in a row. Lucky find, Rat!

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    HOTLOTUS1  almost 2 years ago

    bingo on 1 guy. cool. shocked some of the others weren’t circled

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    petermerck  almost 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t cyclist be a free space?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    My grandfather, from Italy, played the accordion‼️

    Those are the most fondness memories I have of him ‼️

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Me just knews cyclist would be there somewhere on that list.

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    hollyd58  almost 2 years ago

    Jason Webley – none better

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    Masterskrain  almost 2 years ago

    Rat’s just telling it like it is…

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    I wear sunglasses because I’m afraid of getting cataracts, but don’t think it helps

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    bucker39 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of walmart bingo: poopy diaper in parking lot; dude with 3 teeth; kid with dirty t-shirt tuned inside out; woman 4 feet wide inthe beam on a scooter 12 inches wide…

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    markkahler52  almost 2 years ago

    Also forgotten: “Passes Gas!” :)

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    larslarson  almost 2 years ago

    If you were my Norwegian mother who loved Lawrence Welk and got to see Myron Floren in action doing his thang.

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    phredturner  almost 2 years ago

    forgot " —takes “service” dog into grocery store

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    patrickab7  almost 2 years ago

    Go for the coverall!

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Thank you Stephan, I thought you have given up, or had someone else write/draw for a while, or were phoning them in – but lo and behold a really great one, Bravo bravissimo…

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    dlaemmerhirt999  almost 2 years ago

    You forgot the ENTIRE BOTTOM ROW: brings up politics for no reason. Instabingo!

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    pearlyqim  almost 2 years ago

    I like this game! :-)

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    Eric S   almost 2 years ago

    you forgot Leg Shaker

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    flibbons  almost 2 years ago

    Feel like on phone should be marked. If not, I want to eat in that cafe.

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    vars35  almost 2 years ago

    No one mentioned Wisconsin especially during October Fest. Polka On!

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    The Waffles are my friends  almost 2 years ago

    As if Rat doesn’t smoke.

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    Jabroniville Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of working register during a cold snap and having at least three brain-dead old men stromp up and go “COLD ENOUGH FOR YA!”. The mindless things people do for recreation when their heads don’t work so well anymore…

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 2 years ago

    I’d get Bingo all the time with my neighbor.

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    knight1192a  almost 2 years ago

    I see quite a few that apply to Rat on that board.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    Like Barney’s bingo game from an episode of ‘How I Met Your Mother’, Rat is the only playing this game.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    The Annoying Guy Bingo Game is a true winner, Rat! I’d play it anytime!

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    jtrevor99  almost 2 years ago

    “Sits next to me in an otherwise empty restaurant and plays their phone at max volume while I’m trying to read” wouldn’t fit, I suppose.

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    Moof  almost 2 years ago

    As a cyclist, can confirm.

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    brian_mcglothlin  almost 2 years ago

    You missed “Plays videos/games on phone with speaker volume up”

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