Herman by Jim Unger for January 20, 2023

That snake oil is amazing stuff

So it raises a stink?

So strong it makes you leap to your toes while your hair stands on end.

Smells like ozone.

She’s trying to ‘up’ sell it.

Made with Essence of Giraffe.

Smell you later.

I bought an aftershave lotion that smells of breadcrumbs………ah, the birds love it

Soon he’ll be swarmed with flies. At least they are female flies.

so let me get the anatomy right. IF someone is ‘taller" than me, by how much? which part of their body would my nose be at? armpit, navel, butt, feet? sorry lady, I’ll pass.

Great sales pitch.

Its that unwashed smell when you can’t dunk your head under the shower

She needs one that would make her see shorter and prettier, and slimmer, and . . .

He’s wondering if he can get it in a 55 gallon barrel.

That’s why there are so many in the low display case.

Will it attract women?

“I am already the tallest dwarf in my community.”

And if you believe that, I have bridge for sell in Arizona.

He will need a scent as he makes his ascent!

Eua de NBA Locker Room?

The last time I looked at men’s cologne the saleswoman told me the scent made her clothes fall off. I don’t think she saw my wife a few feet away.

She’ll smell your arm pits instead of your hair.