Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 30, 2023

Do you have any willpower?…..

I don’t have a will, I’ve decided that when I die that my children can fight over who has to take everything I own.

“‘Buzz’ Herd”. Ha!

But Buzz Herd has a way with bodies like Cosmo!

Mr. Buzz Herd makes sure your will will fly when the time comes—round and round!

If he’s married: no will, no motivation, no decision making power.

No way?!? But what about some curds?

Only Cosmo would have a vulture for a lawyer. That shyster will clean up what’s left and bury the bones.

The Humane Society gets everything, so my wife’s relatives can’t.

He has neither ways nor means.

Pick a person you like the least and make them the executor of your will. Your will should give everything to the kids as best they want to split them up. Then, watch the chaos.

Poor Cosmo. He probably doesn’t even own the desk that he doesn’t work at.

My will is more of a won’t.

The only reason I have a will is to keep the government out of my affairs as much as possible.

It took me a few seconds to get the lawyer’s punny name. /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\_____//

Cosmo is lost on the interstate!!

He’s got a won’t.

He has no will, but he definitely has a weigh.