You think those are bad? What about double names? Spider monkeys! Tiger sharks! Catfish! Bull sharks! You can’t be both! Then they’ll be, what? Chimeras?
I’ve heard of people that are double minded, but actually having two minds is probably not what they meant. Still, two minds working together on a problem could fix many of our troubles facing our world. Good luck with that Wiz and Wiz II.
I call this mind-laundering or memory-pimple-popping. Clears the brain cells to consider truly important things, like how to market jalapeno-flavored condoms. “Spice up your love life!” or “Everyone can be ‘hot’ once!”
I used to talk to the dog. She was a great conversationalist – never contradicted me or got offended by my comments. She’s waiting for me at the bridge, sniff.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
Some minds need wasting or at least need straightening.
seanfear over 1 year ago
i wish if i can talk to it like that
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
BUTTERFLIES aren’t butter but they can fly.
bigcatbusiness over 1 year ago
You think those are bad? What about double names? Spider monkeys! Tiger sharks! Catfish! Bull sharks! You can’t be both! Then they’ll be, what? Chimeras?
Doug K over 1 year ago
Talking to yourself can be great. At least then you’re talking to someone who understands you and agrees with you. Well … not this time.
RLG Premium Member over 1 year ago
Kat, as in Bucky.
dcdete. over 1 year ago
You mean cats can’t cat? It’s about time that cats should catsup with the things they can do.
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
Spells, are all in the spelling. Yip yip yip yip yip
oakie817 over 1 year ago
i always lose arguments with myself
Forest Dweller 54 over 1 year ago
But can a Raptor Rap?
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Liberals can’t think for themselves but they can vote. Numerous times, actually.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve heard of people that are double minded, but actually having two minds is probably not what they meant. Still, two minds working together on a problem could fix many of our troubles facing our world. Good luck with that Wiz and Wiz II.
brick10 over 1 year ago
Been there, done that!
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
I thought this usually happens when one is trying to sleep.
Just-me over 1 year ago
I talk to myself upon occasion. Sometimes I need an expert opinion…ba da bump bump.
rshive over 1 year ago
The cat was for the betterment of mankind?
Duane Ott over 1 year ago
I call this mind-laundering or memory-pimple-popping. Clears the brain cells to consider truly important things, like how to market jalapeno-flavored condoms. “Spice up your love life!” or “Everyone can be ‘hot’ once!”
Will_Scarlet over 1 year ago
“Okay, Brain – you don’t like me and I don’t like you. But let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
It’s when you get answers is when you got to worry…
ladykat over 1 year ago
Sometimes talking to myself is the only way too have an intelligent conversation.
DavidPlatt over 1 year ago
Brains. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
I spelled “rang” incorrectly in 2nd grade at a spelling bee. Never forget that fact. Did ok in life though. That’s what counts….
geese28 over 1 year ago
Wow wiz has these same thoughts as well? I mean not that I, uh um…..
assrdood over 1 year ago
I used to talk to the dog. She was a great conversationalist – never contradicted me or got offended by my comments. She’s waiting for me at the bridge, sniff.
donwestonmysteries over 1 year ago
Mindracing is a pain.
delennwen over 1 year ago
For Charlie Brown, it was the word “maze”. He was thinking of the baseball player, and spelled it “Mays”.
atomicdog over 1 year ago
This is so meta
Kjvman1 over 1 year ago
My misspelled word in the spelling bee was “splendid.” Nerves kicked in. Forgot the “n” Sixty years later, still bothers me.
stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago
Fish can’t fish.
Rise22 over 1 year ago
This is just plain weird….
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
He’s one breakdown away from getting a TikTok account.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 1 year ago
You are Edward Bear, and I claim my £5. (Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.)
cosman over 1 year ago
Nephew’s gf & I chatted about this..she does it, calls it ‘Self Audit’.
rwballca over 1 year ago
I was told it was okay to talk to myself, just don’t argue!
matjestaet over 1 year ago
In German, the joke backfires…. “Fliegen können fliegen und Vögel können ******” …..