I know it might be a little…uh, different for me to share this comic—and this event. But you only turn 70 once and I’m throwing myself a party to celebrate!
I hope nobody gets a bad case of the crabs. I remember when I was in the U.S. Navy, a sailor came down with crabs after a Port Visit. They had to clean all the bedding, (and eighty sailors slept in that compartment), and fumigate the compartment. And all the other berthing compartments, (we had a crew of 250 on a small warship), kept a sharp eye out in case the crabs spread out to their compartment.
John, hope your birthday work is finished and it’s nothing but fun and enjoyment (including what she’s suggesting) the rest of the day. Many more for you.
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Pretend all you want honey. I won’t mind in the least.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 2 years ago
I know it might be a little…uh, different for me to share this comic—and this event. But you only turn 70 once and I’m throwing myself a party to celebrate!
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
“Oh, John! You make me so wet!”
littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I hope nobody gets a bad case of the crabs. I remember when I was in the U.S. Navy, a sailor came down with crabs after a Port Visit. They had to clean all the bedding, (and eighty sailors slept in that compartment), and fumigate the compartment. And all the other berthing compartments, (we had a crew of 250 on a small warship), kept a sharp eye out in case the crabs spread out to their compartment.
For those who dare to inquire:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_louse
Me_ almost 2 years ago
Is 70 the new 60?
Me_ almost 2 years ago
Bonne fête!
bartwell7 almost 2 years ago
Happy birthday, and many more
jrankin1959 almost 2 years ago
Now you know what it’s like, fella…
jrankin1959 almost 2 years ago
BTW – Happy Birthday, John!
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
John, hope your birthday work is finished and it’s nothing but fun and enjoyment (including what she’s suggesting) the rest of the day. Many more for you.
WickWire64 almost 2 years ago
Happy birthday. Now go watch the “Kick the Can” segment of the Twighlight Zone movie
Lensmaker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Happy Birthday hope you blow out all the candles and get your wish
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Donna Reed was in that movie. Won an Oscar for her role as a prostitute.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
John, is the rest of the girl kissing you buried in the sand?
basspro almost 2 years ago
Looks like the scene from “From Here To Eternity.”
Thehag almost 2 years ago
Happy Birthday!
Robert Wilson Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I hope that you have a happy birthday!
listmom almost 2 years ago
Happy Birthday John! I’m sure 70 never looked so good. <3
Another Take almost 2 years ago
“GET OFF ME WOMAN! I WASN’T DROWNING!”
“Uh. This is palliative care in case you ever do?”
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Poor John, he missed out….lucky stranger!
LyleGorch1 almost 2 years ago
Nice to see Burt and Deborah in here.
samclemens almost 2 years ago
“Last Snog Inc” gave me a laugh. Happy 70th, John.
Bill The Nuke almost 2 years ago
Happy birthday! Now all you need is to find that beach and boot out that interloper.
tims145 almost 2 years ago
Always enjoy this feature, John, and your witty remarks. Wishing the best of happiness and health.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Happy Birthday‼️‼️‼️☺️
On the Beach….a steamy movie‼️
anomaly almost 2 years ago
Happy birthday! Now is not the time to worry about a name.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 2 years ago
“Big deal. I’m not a girl.”
Dkram almost 2 years ago
Happy Birthday John, 1953 was a very good year, I should know, me too.
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1967Falcon almost 2 years ago
Happy big Seven Oh! That’s fantastic! 70 laps around the sun – excellent. Have a wonderful day sir.
Tony Lopez almost 2 years ago
Happy Birthday to ya , John Lustig !!!
Peam Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Happy Birthday 2 U!!!
SofaKing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Happy 70th John! I’m just shy of 6 years behind you
Thorby almost 2 years ago
BTW, John, Mike did a great riff on Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr!
swanridge almost 2 years ago
“John?? That’s my boyfriend too!”
MCProfessor almost 2 years ago
“From Here to Eternity”, one of my favorite movies.
Judeeye Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Happy Birthday!
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 2 years ago
At least she isn’t pretending that you’re Jeanette.
MissyTiger almost 2 years ago
Happy birthday! I’ve heard that 70 is supposed to be more satisfying than 69.
(In case you don’t want it in your search history… 70 is like 69, but vertical.)
montylc2001 almost 2 years ago
Happy B day, bro. I’m only 9 years behind you. (what’s up with the crab??)
enchantedtk almost 2 years ago
Happy 70th! Thanks for all the joy you bring!