“Forget the Brazilian Hot Wax method, Babe. Repeated vigorous use of my built-in loofah sponge will take a little while longer, but half the fun is gettin there!”
It looks like a cheap Italian restaurant. And with that Maître d’, I’d be worried about some mafia type or monster hiding in the shadows. Getting ready to come out and get you.
My 3 year old grandson came into the room holding my bong. Boy did I hear about that one. It was in the garage, in a cabinet behind power tools, where he shouldn’t have been looking. “A man your age shouldn’t be smoking weed” my daughter in law told me, I told her a man my age had random pee tests for 30 years and now I don’t. We have three nice dispensaries in town.
I’ve been enjoying these Abby Amour strips every Friday as Frank Frazetta is one of my favorite artists. Several years ago I received a call right before Christmas that started out; “This is Frank Frazetta, Jr. There is a problem with the original work of art you ordered”. First thought should have bee that this was a scam, but I was having trouble processing the words “Frank Frazetta” and “original work of art” in the same sentence. Long story short, my wife had ordered a small pencil drawing for me. Frank Sr decided on the spur of the moment to go to Europe and for reasons known only to him decided to take my drawing with him. MY DRAWING!! They couldn’t reach him to return it so they wanted to substitute one that according to Frank Jr was worth twice what my wife had paid. This one had also been hanging in the Frazetta Museum. I told him that I couldn’t imagine not being thrilled to own anything that Frank Sr had ever drawn, so agreed. There is a lot more to the story about when my wife called and talked to Mrs. Frazetta Jr. They agreed that the only possible reaction from them was “MEN!” because he had ruined the surprise.
allen@home about 2 years ago
No Abby you shouldn’t.
GreasyOldTam about 2 years ago
Abby, you could do way better than this creep. Heck, being alone would be an improvement.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 2 years ago
Many thanks to everyone who wished me a Happy 70th Birthday earlier this week. All that love was wonderful and made me feel young–no more than 69!
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/abby-goes-candle-crazy/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
sevaar777 about 2 years ago
Make it a double aphrodisiac.
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member about 2 years ago
Looks like a “red rocket”
nosirrom about 2 years ago
Don’t leave your drink unattended, Abby.
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Wait till She sees the Buffet !
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
“Forget the Brazilian Hot Wax method, Babe. Repeated vigorous use of my built-in loofah sponge will take a little while longer, but half the fun is gettin there!”
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
It looks like a cheap Italian restaurant. And with that Maître d’, I’d be worried about some mafia type or monster hiding in the shadows. Getting ready to come out and get you.
Dobby53 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Switch drinks, slip him some drugs, slide him under the table, see if (very) young Anthony Bourdain is working in the kitchen.
Differentname about 2 years ago
Applause to the original artist. That waiter is better drawn than most iterations of The Thing.
WickWire64 about 2 years ago
One of the kids at work looked at a girl like he looks at Abby and said that drugs were not the only things that were edible. HR? Hello, is this HR?
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Wow! That candle is stuck in a Chianti bottle….
moderateisntleft about 2 years ago
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
With her cap positioned at that jaunty angle, would you call it a “fascinator”?
phritzg Premium Member about 2 years ago
The military taught a lot of people how to use drugs. Although some of us knew how before we began our service. ;-)
Another Take about 2 years ago
JOE: That hot flame. The dripping wax. Reminds me of my unit.
LT: The 503?
JOE: The one in my pants.
Calvins Brother about 2 years ago
I had one of those.
SofaKing Premium Member about 2 years ago
My 3 year old grandson came into the room holding my bong. Boy did I hear about that one. It was in the garage, in a cabinet behind power tools, where he shouldn’t have been looking. “A man your age shouldn’t be smoking weed” my daughter in law told me, I told her a man my age had random pee tests for 30 years and now I don’t. We have three nice dispensaries in town.
Calvins Brother about 2 years ago
He may look better when doing hallucinogenics.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 2 years ago
Fine Jams was in rare form today!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 2 years ago
Emphasis on the word IF.
tarnsman about 2 years ago
I’ve been enjoying these Abby Amour strips every Friday as Frank Frazetta is one of my favorite artists. Several years ago I received a call right before Christmas that started out; “This is Frank Frazetta, Jr. There is a problem with the original work of art you ordered”. First thought should have bee that this was a scam, but I was having trouble processing the words “Frank Frazetta” and “original work of art” in the same sentence. Long story short, my wife had ordered a small pencil drawing for me. Frank Sr decided on the spur of the moment to go to Europe and for reasons known only to him decided to take my drawing with him. MY DRAWING!! They couldn’t reach him to return it so they wanted to substitute one that according to Frank Jr was worth twice what my wife had paid. This one had also been hanging in the Frazetta Museum. I told him that I couldn’t imagine not being thrilled to own anything that Frank Sr had ever drawn, so agreed. There is a lot more to the story about when my wife called and talked to Mrs. Frazetta Jr. They agreed that the only possible reaction from them was “MEN!” because he had ruined the surprise.
1967Falcon about 2 years ago
" made me feel young–no more than 69!" But – you don’t look anymore than 68 1/2!
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
from the look in her eyes, abby’s already been secretly hitting the bong…
Vet Premium Member about 2 years ago
Lady and the Chump.