Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 09, 2023

That’s why judges have clerks

If one cannot help around the house, they are not worthy of honor

That’s a lot of trash

Overruled.

You do NOT want to be guilty of contempt in HER court/home.

The only higher authority that he can appeal to is her.

[As we can all see, she has already ruled in this case.]

She did bag you, your honor – but you seem to have binned it.

In that house, the wife rules that he takes out the trash.

After a hard day of “taking out the trash” in criminal court, he’s to do it at home, too?

I will always Believe and strongly promote the FACT that Women Should be Running The World forever! Period.

SWMBO

Post-honeymoon “discovery” that should conclude to, “My Obeisance, My Dear.”

Odd fact about judges in Canada:

Under Canadian law, self-defense is not an acceptable reason for carrying a concealed firearm; in fact there are almost no reasons for carrying. Even police officers are not allowed to carry while off duty; they leave their weapons at the station. The only acceptable reason for a civilian to carry a concealed weapon is being able to prove to a judge that there have been not just one but several credible threats to your life.

The last I heard (several years ago) there were only 13 or 14 people in the entire country licensed for concealed carry. Every one was a judge.

A judge is not without honor except in his own household

With that much trash they must be heavy drinkers. Understandable, with all that stress

I got married for honor and on her I got.

A happy wife certainly makes a happier life for her husband and science proves it. A 2014 study explored the happiness of older men and women in years-long marriages. Rutgers University in New Jersey studied 394 couples who were on average married for 39 years and where at least one spouse was 60 years of age or older.The results found that a man can be unhappy in his marriage but is still happy with his life if his wife is happy in their marriage.

The Buddha maker gets no honor in his home village.

The judge could do what the CEO’s of companies do— outsource that job to someone else for a lot less pay.

Don’t argue with the superior judge and take out the garbage.

Those bags are filled with frivolous lawsuits.

It’s official. Dane is more well—mannered than at least 2 dozen members of Congress

Take-out the papers and the trash! Or you don’t get no spending cash. Just tell your hoodlum clerks outside, you aint got time to take a ride!

Why, you lazy bum, your poor wife has already collected and bagged it for you, and all you have to do is haul it to the curb? Time for a writ of mandamus!

Most of ‘em shouldn’t be called “Your Honor” at all, inasmuch as they have none.

I’m talkin’ ’bout YOU, USSC Gang of Six.

I wonder if he has to wash his own legal briefs.

How do two people produce that much trash?

Take out the papers and the trash,

Or you don’t get no spendin’ cash (Or you don’t get no smokin’ stash),

If you don’ scrub that kitchen flo’,

You ain’t gonna rock and roll no mo’.

YAKKITY YAK !!

Don’t talk back !!

In some countries, some of them are called “Your Worship”, and of course in Britain are sometimes “My Lord”.