Good thing Goat only meets Rat in public places.
Punch line
Two-step solution to Door Punch:
1. Don’t answer the door.
2. Call the police.
There was an episode of the Bob Newhart Show where Mr. Carlin hired a guy to hit Bob in the face with a pie.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Why?
Rat’s been Goat’s friend/archenemy for this long and he doesn’t know where Goat lives?
@B uttons (above) had my same thought, so I reply with: 17, Scapegoat Avenue.
I might use that!
Ooh, is that app in the Google Play store? I need it!
I’ve known folks who’s doordash food has been “tasted” prior to arrival
Rat probably uses that Door Punch app frequently.
I have numerous friends that i know where they live and could drive there right now, but don’t know their actual addresses…
That’s not as bad as a “hit man”. I think a smack in the head is an action that Rat loves to do personally. It satisfies his feelings of superiority and aggression. He has a baseball bat handy for that purpose.
Dirty deeds! Done dirt cheap!
lmao
Nothing like a Valentines Day comic involving punching people in the head.
Calling Rat … Asking Rat … Interacting with Rat … is always a risk.
I guess that’s still better than “DoorKickInTheNads.”
Violence is just hilarious.
Doorpunch must do quite a bit of business.
I think the Soprano’s did that. Except Thay punched them with a 45 cal. colt!
So much for dinner…dam-ned that RAT‼️
Just hang up on him, Goat, don’t give him your address if he plans on using “Door Punch” on you.
1-2-1-2 Boogie Boogie Avenue!
A local restaurant advertises Doordash on their sign. For some reason every time I see that I think of “dine and dash”.
Hey, what’s this? I ordered a Hawaiian punch and got a knuckle sandwich.
You gotta reheat…
Now THAT’S an app that there’s a real demand for!
Rat doesn’t know Goat’s address? They visit each other all the time.
last channel should have been "Im going to hang up now " ding dong
DICK CAVETT JOKE
“My uncle couldn’t get into America because of the loyalty oath.
When they asked him if he planned to overthrow the American government by force or violence,he chose violence".
Door Dash-very expensive.
Some friends and I dreamed up this exact business model one day over lunch, except it was “Uber Punch”…
I can think of a few people that I would want to use this on…
I’m gonna guess The Door Punch App was developed by Rat, and that he is user number One.
It should be a huge best seller, too!
Another app for something that shouldn’t have one.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Good thing Goat only meets Rat in public places.
C over 1 year ago
Punch line
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Two-step solution to Door Punch:
1. Don’t answer the door.
2. Call the police.
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
There was an episode of the Bob Newhart Show where Mr. Carlin hired a guy to hit Bob in the face with a pie.
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Why?
leopardglily over 1 year ago
Rat’s been Goat’s friend/archenemy for this long and he doesn’t know where Goat lives?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago
@B uttons (above) had my same thought, so I reply with: 17, Scapegoat Avenue.
iggyman over 1 year ago
I might use that!
bookworm0812 over 1 year ago
Ooh, is that app in the Google Play store? I need it!
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve known folks who’s doordash food has been “tasted” prior to arrival
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
Rat probably uses that Door Punch app frequently.
dziner88 over 1 year ago
I have numerous friends that i know where they live and could drive there right now, but don’t know their actual addresses…
monya_43 over 1 year ago
That’s not as bad as a “hit man”. I think a smack in the head is an action that Rat loves to do personally. It satisfies his feelings of superiority and aggression. He has a baseball bat handy for that purpose.
Kveldulf over 1 year ago
Dirty deeds! Done dirt cheap!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
lmao
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Nothing like a Valentines Day comic involving punching people in the head.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Calling Rat … Asking Rat … Interacting with Rat … is always a risk.
YippiKiAyMofo over 1 year ago
I guess that’s still better than “DoorKickInTheNads.”
elbow macaroni over 1 year ago
Violence is just hilarious.
rshive over 1 year ago
Doorpunch must do quite a bit of business.
wongo over 1 year ago
I think the Soprano’s did that. Except Thay punched them with a 45 cal. colt!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
So much for dinner…dam-ned that RAT‼️
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
Just hang up on him, Goat, don’t give him your address if he plans on using “Door Punch” on you.
brick10 over 1 year ago
1-2-1-2 Boogie Boogie Avenue!
albzort over 1 year ago
A local restaurant advertises Doordash on their sign. For some reason every time I see that I think of “dine and dash”.
stamps over 1 year ago
Hey, what’s this? I ordered a Hawaiian punch and got a knuckle sandwich.
T... over 1 year ago
You gotta reheat…
mwksix over 1 year ago
Now THAT’S an app that there’s a real demand for!
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
Rat doesn’t know Goat’s address? They visit each other all the time.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 1 year ago
last channel should have been "Im going to hang up now " ding dong
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
DICK CAVETT JOKE
“My uncle couldn’t get into America because of the loyalty oath.
When they asked him if he planned to overthrow the American government by force or violence,he chose violence".
stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago
Door Dash-very expensive.
txmystic over 1 year ago
Some friends and I dreamed up this exact business model one day over lunch, except it was “Uber Punch”…
RuinQueenofOblivion over 1 year ago
I can think of a few people that I would want to use this on…
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
I’m gonna guess The Door Punch App was developed by Rat, and that he is user number One.
It should be a huge best seller, too!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Another app for something that shouldn’t have one.