That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 15, 2023

Three years of training in modern dance and ballet since she was 5, but dancing around naked is what pays the rent.

/// Sal, the Dancer with Veil, has zilch on.

Seven veils at the start; six are gone.

Kept that veil to keep covered

what’s beneath where it hovered.

It’s her tramp-stamp of the Baptist, John.

Sarah just realized she forgot to record The Bachelor,

She wanted to surprise her husband for Valentine’s Day, how did she know he brought home his boss!

This is even better than one of the original Sequential Art strips from 2005..

https://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=7

Is that a baby bump?

What is it with spiders in showers, anyway?

Ludwig had a girl he always hired

Whenever he would paint a figure nude.

Her proportions were to be admired

And she did not seem to be a prude.

.

She’d not just strike a static pose, she’d dance,

And this gave a sense of life to Ludwig’s style.

And with each coming session, in advance

He tried to respect her innocent guile.

.

But he was only human, after all,

And Ludwig could not conceal what must

Be obvious indication that will befall

Us males that shows growing carnal lust.

.

She surely could not help but notice, and

So greatly embarrassed and offended

She right there hurried off the posing stand,

Their artistic partnership thus ended!

.

Ironic, that last pose she made in irk

As she left in a naked, pretty huff

Became Ludwig’s most popular art work,

“Angry Venus As Caught in the Buff.”

Whenever I’m viewing a nude/

I extend her extreme latitude/

But this one’s unsightly-/

(Neither shapely nor sprightly !)/

Perhaps I’m just not in the mood ..///

Please forgive my poor attitude/

I’m not drawn to decrepitude/

Wrap the veil (and six more!)/

‘Round her “assets”, before/

I say something that gets me sued..///

With great beauty she isn’t imbued -/

And I don’t wish to be misconstrued/

But (by me) she’ll be loathed/

Until she is clothed-/

(But at least she isn’t tattooed..)///

And now, after all that I’ve said/

My hypocrisy rears its head/

If I woke to discover/

That she was my lover/

I would not kick her out of bed..

Florence was going home. Thirty minutes of jumping up and down on the trampoline while naked had to be enough to pay the rent.

Hilda was leading the marathon when suddenly she remembered what she had forgotten

♬You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…♬

That’s why I keep a full supply of spiders

From: @Call me Ishmael

https://www.gocomics.com/profile/2288699

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Whenever I’m viewing a nude/

I extend her extreme latitude/

But this one’s unsightly-/

(Neither shapely nor sprightly !)/

Perhaps I’m just not in the mood ..///

Please forgive my poor attitude/

I’m not drawn to decrepitude/

Wrap the veil (and six more!)/

‘Round her “assets”, before/

I say something that gets me sued..///

With great beauty she isn’t imbued -/

And I don’t wish to be misconstrued/

But (by me) she’ll be loathed/

Until she is clothed-/

(But at least she isn’t tattooed..)///

And now, after all that I’ve said/

My hypocrisy rears its head/

If I woke to discover/

That she was my lover/

I would not kick her out of bed..

Dancer with veil: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:1890 paintings in Germany" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string with Schleier, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, pastel on creme laid paper painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3081 (February 15, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

“Twisting by the pool”

Disney had a quandary, the new Marvel hero, The Flying Temptress, couldn’t really fly, plus they obviously couldn’t put her in a movie, BUT, the teenage boys loved her.

Awkward! Giselle thought it was her lover at the door, not the Amazon delivery guy.

Helga was starting to think that the “Wave Your Pounds Away” exercise ribbon was just a scam.

Ludwig, ready or not here I come!

Sie isst zu viele Kartoffeln. Probiere Salat manchmal, Fraulein!

“I was in the shower when you rang the doorbell! This better be important. Well, say something!”

“SPIDER! SPIDERMAN! What’s the difference? JUST KILL IT!”

“Well, so much for THAT Valentine’s Day choice of a man, I’m outta here!”

Victoria forgot than when you go nude the body has nothing to keep it in shape.it’s best for some to never go naked.

/// “When you cried out all soapy and bare,

I went looking. There’s no spider there.

When you shower, no doubt,

contact lenses are out.

In the drain’s clumped short curly black hair.”

“Why do they always ring when I’m in the shower?”

/// As a nun she is destined to fail.

She still longs for the touch of a male.

Seen here out of the habit,

(and displaying her flab), it

is not how godly girls “take the veil.”

For tomorrow:

Of all of the cruel abuses/

Imposed on the ragged “glaneuses”/

By the capitalist fiend/

Whose fields they have gleaned/

It’s when he their wages reduces..

When the girls,at the end of the day/

Return, heavy laden with hay,/

They be deeply disturbed/

That their “bennies” are curbed/

And to find that he’s cutting their pay…

Is this what people mean when they say “side boob”?